Okay, let's imagine for a while that I'm the producer and (possibly via shady means like locking them all up and depraving them of food the Beefheart way) I have absolute control over the band, in order to make a great album:
- First everyone who wants a credit should write some song by himself beforehand - try to have at least two or three songs written even if you
don't want a credit; it can hardly hurt to practice in that regard. At least don't write in the studio.
- No "internal influences" - okay, one song might get an 'Arry co-write and have acoustic intro/outro, but not more.
- About only a third of the songs is gonna be recorded, so if we aimed for an album with, say, 10 songs, about 30 must be written to choose from, to get at least some form of quality control.
- Encouragement of shorter songs, but very carefully - no pro-forma shite like Gates of Tomorrow or Death or Glory, more like Rainmaker.
- Quality control of the lyrics - not being afraid to tell them to do better.
- If Bruce wants to write lyrics, oh, by all means yes, if he's willing to provide at least
Powerslave-like quality, not otherwise.
- Encouragement of experimental tracks (like Isle of Avalon or the Legacy) but again - only using those if they're really good. Not being afraid of acoustic guitars or pianos or Hammonds...
if it worked with the song. More cowbell (
)
- Even as a prog fan - some
serious trimming down - if they want to write a (pseudo-)"prog epic", then a prog epic it must be, not just endless repeats and bloated running time.
- Encouragement of the Amigos to write the best riffs they can come up with, possibly increasing the presence of guitars in general.
- Everything that is written and chosen for recording will be then thoroughly rehearsed, for a month at least, so they could play it in their sleep. Couldn't hurt to force them to rehearse meticulously even the older stuff and possibly some covers as well, just to really get into it.
- Keeping some of the outtakes as B-Sides. Also, some Lizzy covers, possibly?
- Keeping 'Arry as far from the producing and mixing as possible.
- Leaving the mixing to someone who knows what he's doing and solemnly swears to have no brickwalling, no clipping and a good dynamic range. Not for the audiophiles, but just for the albums to be listenable. No
Californication or
What's the Story Morning Glory.
In my book the album ripest for remixing or some serious work done is DoD. It's actually a pretty good album, but the sound quality is horrendous. When I'm listening to it in me earphones, my ears virtually bleed.
The album ripest for re-recording altogether would be TFF - not the rest, but re-recording Bruce's vocals would make the album three times as good, take my word for it.