Adrian Smith Statements

Babo 91 said:
Adrian did not leave iron maiden  after SSOAS, Iron maiden left adrian
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I think I'd like a ruling by The Minister, but I don't think anyone or any thing leaves Adrian Smith.  Adrian Smith chooses who or what he leaves. 

Adrian Smith never leaves anything because Adrian Smith is everywhere.
 
Adrian Smith can ban the entire "Mod Squad" of this forum without creating an account or even pressing any button.


:D
 
Wasted CLV said:
I think I'd like a ruling by The Minister, but I don't think anyone or any thing leaves Adrian Smith.  Adrian Smith chooses who or what he leaves. 

Adrian Smith never leaves anything because Adrian Smith is everywhere.
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No, Adrian Smith is only in the places he wants to be in. I'd be surprised if Adrian Smith is at the South Pole, but you never know.

This "God" that people speak of. The Xians and the like. They say this "God" is everywhere. Which only proves that Adrian Smith is better, because he's smart enough to choose not to be down in the alley corner where the bum is pissing.

The issue of whether something else can leave Adrian Smith is equal to the good old "how can there be free will if god knows everything" debate. In other words: squabble all you like, Adrian Smith just laughs.
 
Adrian Smith can be the phantom of the opera, if he likes to.

Adrian Smith will leave us all starblind.

Adrian Smith is from here to eternity.
 
Adrian Smith hooked up with Helen of Troy and then claimed Paris did it because he hated Troy. He then proceeded to destroy Troy all by himself because he got fed up by the Greeks camping outside for ten years. He later allowed Homer to claim the Greeks did it because he is so merciful.


(this is not mine; The Holy Church of Adrian Smith is on facebook: I wonder who it is!)
edit: Ah wait, now I know who it is! Of course, it had to be him hahaha!
 
The film: "Anaconda" was filmed in Adrian Smith's pants.

When you get 7 stars in Grand Theft Auto, you are chased by Adrian Smith.

Adrian Smith can play guitar by merely looking at it.
 
Black Thunder said:
When you get 7 stars in Grand Theft Auto, you are chased by Adrian Smith.
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or
When Adrian Smith plays GTA, police gets a wanted level.
Adrian Smith is so great at playing guitar because he practices two days per day.
 
When you think that Adrian Smith has used all our chances
And the chance to make everything Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith never makes the same old mistakes
Makes untipping Adrian Smith so easy
When we're living our lives on the edge of the Holy Mullet
Adrian a prayer on the book of the Smith

(I was listening to the song, and Adrian Smith made me do it.)

Adrian Smith gets 743 miles per gallon.
Adrian Smith can play five notes at one time ... on a single string.
Adrian Smith looked briefly at Tiger Woods, and his mighty gaze melted Tiger's titanium driver.

Adrian Smith played guitar while levitating over Philly in 1752. It was Adrian's distortion pedal hanging off the guitar cable, not a key on a kite string ... Ben Franklin was just walking by, saw it and took credit, the fat bastard.

We are all but a part of Adrian Smith's dream.
 
Nobody has been able to beat a single song on the "Adrian Smith" difficulty of Guitar Hero.
The "UFOs" being spotted around the world are nothing more than Adrian's levitating guitars.
In Soviet Maiden, Adrian Smith plays you!
 
Sherlock Holmes' total power of deduction is merely a line of thought in the mind of Adrian Smith.

When Adrian Smith walks on stage he can see from (traces of) footsteps both the identity of a roady and how hard he worked that day.

When Adrian Smith approaches a venue he can, -e.g. by sticking out his head out of a tourbus window- within a distance of ten miles, deduce all exact weather conditions, throughout every millisecond of the show.

Adrian Smith can stick out his head out of a tourbus window without opening or breaking the window.

Adrian Smith knows how well Nicko will perform during the show by staring intently for one second at his nose, right after breakfast.

Adrian Smith does not discuss sound problems with Janick Gers.
Adrian Smith does not discuss sound with Janick Gers.
Adrian Smith does not discuss with Janick Gers.
Adrian Smith does not discuss.

Adrian Smith knows about the acoustics of a venue by softly farting in northern direction. The sound of this deduction method cannot be heard by anyone else, man or beast.

Adrian Smith knows how well sound will be regulated by listening to the teeth of sound engineer Doug Hall, while eating breakfast.

Adrian Smith can correct the sound in advance by displaying his special sonic powers, as follows:
Adrian Smith can knock out a few of these teeth before a show starts by playing a D major chord on his acoustic guitar. Then the sound will be good.

Adrian Smith can restore the teeth of Doug Hall, simply by playing his last chord of the show.

Sherlock Holmes' total power of deduction is merely a line of thought in the mind of Sherlock Holmes.
Adrian Smith's special powers can be deduced by Sherlock Holmes, simply by playing the Somewhere in Time album.

The one fail in Adrian Smith's powers can be deduced by Sherlock Holmes when he confronts Adrian Smith with his solos in "Alexander the Great", which cannot be relearned by anyone, Adrian Smith included.

Adrian Smith does not need to timetravel to the moment of creation of his solos in "Alexander the Great".
Adrian Smith can fool Sherlock Holmes by letting his original "Alexander the Great" solos timetravel to him instead.
 
Adrian Smith did not join Iron Maiden when he was asked the first time, because Steve did not believe him when he stated his exact prophecies about the reasons and dates of his leaving and rejoining the band.

Adrian Smith forced Steve Harris to ask him a second time, by threatening him to replace the Eddie on all covers and artworks of the debut album with Steve's face.
 
Back in 2003, Adrian Smith took a dump, which was later named "St. Anger".

Adrian Smith can fart "Purple Haze" note for note.

When Adrian Smtih plays a high note, you automatically have an orgasm.
 
Adrian Smith's seventh son is this thread's seventh page.



Hmm, I figured this would be a new page. Well sucks for me.
 
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