I hope next time jokes will be translated into a civilized language as well.
There are no civilized languages, they’re all guilty of some kinds of atrocities.
German for “der, die, das, den, dam, des”.
Swiss German for removing the ß.
French for using too many letters to say one sound.
English for copying off of French.
Spanish for having so much order and yet throwing it all out the window for random words and random nouns. Also for being sexist.
Most languages for being sexist.
English for not being sexist, but they did get rid of þ which is arguably worse.
Latin American Spanish for making “vosotros” practically unnecessary.
Spanish Spanish for keeping “vosotros” just to be different.
Chinese for thinking that millions of symbols would be easier to read than a simple alphabet.
Certain Cyrillic-written languages for switching to Latin.
Czech and Polish for being clusterfucks.
Finnish for not using å more often.
English for not evolving to include ß.
Latin for not differentiating between i and j and u and v sounds.
Modern Latin for adding in those extra letters. Come on, it was more fun before!
Greek for needing both ο and ω.
Swedish for calling the basking shark “brugd”. Wtf is that supposed to mean.
The Cyrillic script for only using the multiocular O for one word in one specific circumstance in one specific language that no longer exists.
Dutch for being English / German: Sparknotes Edition.
Afrikaans for being Dutch: Sparknotes Edition.
Greek for not keeping Ξ as two conjoined z’s. Actually that’s only half bad, it still looks cool as hell.
American English for calling an “aubergine” an “eggplant”.
Australian English for calling a “pepper” by its scientific name.
British and South African English for calling “diapers” “napkins”.
Scottish English for being Scots: Sparknotes Edition.
Canadian English for being American English but nicer.
Fuck you.
And finally English in general for not making up its fucking mind.
