This reminded me of a dumb joke I heard a hundred years ago.
A young man goes to his father: “Dad, I want a bicycle for my birthday.”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “No.”
Father: “Come back when you can.”
Next year the son goes to his father: “Dad, can I have a bicycle for my birthday this year?”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “Yes!”
Father: “Then go fuck yourself.”