❤ Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread ❤

[Onhell]

Lol, by family I meant do you want kids? How many? Are we going to raise them in our religion(s) or let them decide later? Is it ok if I stop working to raise them, do you want to stop working to raise them? Etc.

 

[Infinite Dreams]

Here’s some dating advice, Night Prowler.

Go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day, fuckwit.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Ooooh burrrrrn.

If NP does indeed go fuck himself I invoke the ancient rite of Pics Or It Didn't Happen.

 

[Saapanael]

This reminded me of a dumb joke I heard a hundred years ago.

A young man goes to his father: “Dad, I want a bicycle for my birthday.”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “No.”
Father: “Come back when you can.”
Next year the son goes to his father: “Dad, can I have a bicycle for my birthday this year?”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “Yes!”
Father: “Then go fuck yourself.”

 

[Night Prowler]

Here’s some dating advice, Night Prowler.

Go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day, fuckwit.