❤ Dating Advice For MaidenFans Thread ❤

[Onhell]

Lol, by family I meant do you want kids? How many? Are we going to raise them in our religion(s) or let them decide later? Is it ok if I stop working to raise them, do you want to stop working to raise them? Etc.

 

[Infinite Dreams]

Here’s some dating advice, Night Prowler.

Go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day, fuckwit.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Ooooh burrrrrn.

If NP does indeed go fuck himself I invoke the ancient rite of Pics Or It Didn't Happen.

 

[Saapanael]

This reminded me of a dumb joke I heard a hundred years ago.

A young man goes to his father: “Dad, I want a bicycle for my birthday.”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “No.”
Father: “Come back when you can.”
Next year the son goes to his father: “Dad, can I have a bicycle for my birthday this year?”
Father: “Can you reach your butt with your dick?”
Son: “Yes!”
Father: “Then go fuck yourself.”

 

[Night Prowler]

Here’s some dating advice, Night Prowler.

Go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day, fuckwit.

 

[Onhell]

So I had a coffee date yesterday. We met on a Metal board. We messaged a bit during work breaks and we agreed to meet at 10 am at a coffee shop. I didn't know what to expect, she would write in short, dry (could be seen as curt) messages, but she had agreed to meet. When she arrived we shook hands and ordered our drinks. I thought we would hang out for 2 hours at most. At one point she asked, "What time is it?" We looked at our phones.... 4 pm! We were both taken aback how time just flew by LOL. She said she was going to meet a friend at 7, she lived kinda far and made no sense for her to go home at this point, so if I wanted to walk around for a bit to kill time.
I finally walked her to her car around 6:30, we had a good bye hug, she said she had a really good time and we should get together soon.

Can't wait to see how I fuck this up hahahaha