Technical Ecstasy (1976)
1.
Back Street Kids - A driving riff opens up this song akin to Heart's "Barracuda", but less interesting and less intense. Aside from Iommi, the rest of the band feels like they're going through the motions. Ozzy was in his element on
Sabotage; here it feels like he's just singing because it's his job. The lyrics are trite shit about rock 'n' roll and completely uninteresting. There's a fucking keyboard break in the middle like the band is pretending they're Styx. What the fuck happened to Black Sabbath? All of the energy of the previous album is gone. Even the solo's worse. The riff is the only thing bringing up this otherwise unmemorable song - and by the way,
this is one of the record's highlights.
6/10
2.
You Won't Change Me - The intro to this song stomps like a graveyard prowler. There's a little less bite here than on previous Sabbath songs, but it's bluesy and pretty cool, especially when the keyboard comes in. That keyboard transitions to the main song with its queasy, haunting melody, and Ozzy starts singing about how he can't be changed but damn that woman is hot but he's too edgy and oh what a sad boiii. I actually think this song is great; Ozzy isn't dialed-in but I like how his voice floats above the mist. It's almost like a precursor to his solo career. Iommi includes some cool licks and his solos are solid. I even like the piano in the post-chorus. The lone bright spot on an otherwise rough album.
8/10
3.
It's Alright - Why the fuck is Bill Ward singing? This singer change is so out of left field. This is the band's seventh album and not once has someone other than Ozzy picked up the microphone. Now suddenly the damn drummer gets a turn? At least warm us up for this first, Jesus. (No, "Blow on a Jug" doesn't count.) I don't even hate his voice, and I don't hate this song. It's just not Black Sabbath. Decent Beatles vibes and warm delivery, although I can't figure out what the hell the lyrics are talking about at all. Honestly, the title sums this song up perfectly. It's alright. It's okay.
6/10
4.
Gypsy - The percussion in the intro makes you feel like we're going to a conga, and the major key riff that comes in next seems to seal the deal. Ozzy returns as though the previous song didn't happen and it's fine. The "she took me through the shadows..." bit sounds like it should be a chorus, it's great, but the band tosses it off like it's nothing and then dip into a tedious piano piece where Ozzy details how this fortune teller is fucking with him. The actual chorus is so bland. "Gypsy woman, you're the devil in drag" might be the worst line in any Black Sabbath song to date. By the time the song ends I feel like five minutes of nothing just came and went. I hope the band puts out a formal apology to the Romani people, not just for leaning so hard on rotten stereotypes, but also for writing a song that's completely uninteresting in almost every way.
4/10
5.
All Moving Parts (Stand Still) - I actually like the groove that the riff and verses here have. It's a nice reprieve from the previous track. Lyrically the song starts out fine but then devolves as they lean into the concept of a transvestite politician. God they were doing some mad coke here. I would say this song was okay if the break in the middle wasn't actually, fully, straight up bad. What the fuck guys.
5/10
6.
Rock 'n' Roll Doctor - Look, I don't know if I can say for certain that this song is
bad. What I can say is that this song is
not good. Trite, stupid rock 'n' roll tune about going to some trippy doctor. The riff is utterly basic and the piano just clings and clangs while the drums do the most rote shit. Ozzy sounds so phoned in it isn't even funny. Like, is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Who the hell says, "Let's put on some Black Sabbath!" and then plays "Rock 'n' Roll Doctor"? Fuck off.
3/10
7.
She's Gone - Boring.
4/10
8.
Dirty Women - What can I even say about this one? The keyboard is annoying, the guitar doesn't know if it's pissing or shitting, the lyrics are bland, the whole first two minutes of this song suck. There are some fragments of good ideas in the second act, though, even if Ozzy sounds drunk as he delivers lines about wanting to fuck prostitutes. The final verse is actually pretty solid and just when you think that we can wrap things up Tony Iommi lays down a guitar solo like he thinks he's recreating "Free Bird". I mean, it's a good guitar solo, but you have to build a better song for me to want to sit through an extra two minutes of this. Again, there are some good ideas here, it's just a shame that so much of this song is uninteresting and it's absolutely overlong. The best thing I can say about it is that at least it's not "Rock 'n' Roll Doctor".
4/10
OVERALL
The fact that Sabbath released this a year after
Sabotage is shocking. These albums are night and day. One of them is full of energy and excited to experiment with the band's sound, with every member fully at the top of their game. This one, meanwhile, falls back on bad tropes and is experimental because it doesn't know what the fuck to do. But when you realize that Tony Iommi was basically working all day in the studio while the rest of the band was at the beach -
and everyone was doing mountains of cocaine (or worse) - things begin to get clearer. There is not a single metal moment on this album bar
maybe the riff in "Back Street Kids", and the record is full of uninteresting ideas thrown at the wall and forced to stick. Everyone sounds like they'd rather be back at the beach and I don't blame them with this material.
"You Won't Change Me" is the only song where I'm actually digging what they're putting down; almost everything else is either boring, weird, or outright bad. From the music to the lyrics to the individual performances, this doesn't feel like a Black Sabbath album. The band were out of ideas and the nadir was setting in. And things weren't going to get any better on the next record.
Total:
50%