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The joke is sex

Images & Words hater? Judas has indeed guided you

This theme makes me groan loudly everytime - I love it!

While I'm not in that camp, I chalk it down to a combination of the shock from reality setting in, and the lack of prestige in that replacement.

I chatted up with some strangers after the show I was this past autumn. Their main takeaway was that "James sounded okay". I berated them and wondered why James was their main takeaway when Mike Portnoy returned. None of them wanted to talk to me after that. I guess that's on me.

Taking recommendations for dirty folk songs and filthy oldie timey tunes like these below

That novelty for me is two-fold, as I saw British Lion perform live before I saw Iron Maiden perform live hahahaha

I put a 1/10 - this is one of the few of their tracks that I actively go out of my way to avoid

Is it okay if I give a shoutout on this thread to the alternate covers of Futureal (the electropyramid thingy) and The Angel and The Gambler (casino owner Eddie) even if they are singles?

That's just The Time Machine My train of thought summarized in three seconds: OH SHIT! NEAT! Well, that's an odd title... oh wow, this looks like a mock-up... oohhhh ofcourse, it's April 1st today. I frowned and slow clapped.

My brag thread is threefold: 1. I joined a gym and started working out a couple of months ago. While I still look like a bloated sack of melted shit, I do feel a lot better and certainly a bit more springy. Though I haven't gone to the gym during the past month at all, which segues into: 2. I...

You sure know how to make a man dream

It just gets worse and worse the more you read and I think that's a fair grade system for how elaborate an April Fool's joke is. Fine effort Was it last year's or yesteryear that had the Somewhere in Paris spoof joke? 100% same

I hate myself for coming here today

I found Johnny Silverhand's Maidenfans forum account