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[Brigantium]

Mmm....beer

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Mmm....beer

I'll prepare some food and have another beer while doing so.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

BBQ chicken, beer and Top Gear. Quite enjoyable.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I guess the umlauts are enough

Also, beer sounds good. I have a few hours to wait...

 

[Brigantium]

I'll give Top Gear a miss, thanks.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'll give Top Gear a miss, thanks.

Women ...

 

[Brigantium]

Women ...

Where?

 

[Wästed The Great]

I won't give women a miss.

Also, got my new title today: Assistant Vice President IT Specialist (AVPITS.... AV PITS... haha!)

Lots of words that mean "2nd of two IT guys in the whole company that do everything IT related, including replacing paper in printers and offering advice on home computers and safe porn sites"

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Where?

Everywhere, you make up half the world's population and we men couldn't live without you (well, d'uh)

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Approaching the bottom of my second beer, I have come to appreciate that it was premature of me to assume that @Brigantium's lack of enthusiasm for Top Gear was related to her gender. I am sorry, it reeks of prejudice.

It still leaves me wondering, though - how can someone not enjoy Top Gear?

 

[Wästed The Great]

In my fridge, waiting for a pour.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But do you want loose cannons on your ship when you enter heavy seas?

Better finish the heavy seas first

 

[LooseCannon]

It still leaves me wondering, though - how can someone not enjoy Top Gear?

Top Gear can be pretty offensive.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Top Gear can be pretty offensive.

Well, yes. That's part of the fun. I like the combination of silly humour and fast cars

 

[Ariana]

I love Top Gear. But I love drinking in the office even more.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Drinking in the office!! Woooooo!!!!!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Kippis!

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Aren't you cool enough using umlauts?

Can I call myself SMẌ?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

You have higher seniority in this forum than I. I guess you can decide for yourself

 

[Ariana]

Kippis!

I've been wondering what the word that sounded like "cat piss" was.