I knowI wish it was that simple. Sadly, a lot of people want to read bullshit in newspapers. It's like global intellect reached a peak at some point and remained constant, and this is what happens when the world population grows. There's a reason why the The Sun has a daily circulation of 2.4 million, while The Times has 390,000, for example.

Went through most of today's front pages... Most extreme one has "<female singer or actress; dunno> shows her PUSSY". Not what you think though, it's actually some woman with a cat

