JudasMyGuide
The incorrigible papist
Part 2:
@Sheriff_of_Huddersfield
Nice: I don't know, mate, I didn't do anything to you, I think, so it's just really good to find an American with reasonable positions online. I wish the US more people like you (in general, not meaning you storming off, lol), it's probably the only way out for them.
Usually, when I approach an American online (apart from the Catholicism subreddit, which might be my favourite online community ever), I pre-emptively fear that he's gonna be either wokified newspeak spouter or hardcore "Jaysus died on the cross for my right to open carry" and "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homersexuals."
It's refreshing when he's not.
I also think that you do show off certain patriotism and admiration for your country and I think that is a good thing as well. Too much in this post-modern world we tend to abhor any type of ideal and caring or even being proud about your country is often seemed as a serious no-no. I asked a German friend of mine whether he's proud of being a German and he said he would feel weird saying that and that he feels like people would definitely look at him weird for saying that. Understandable, but a bit unhealthy, methinks. My country also tends to be really self-deprecational, mostly, and I don't think it's exactly healthy.
I didn't read that from you and I think you're right. It might be in a bad place right now, but there's a lot of good stuff about America in the past and I suspect even in the present. Hey, my new pope is from there, and I'm really liking him.
Joke: you seem to be a bit on the touchy side, so take a pick.
"Hey, look at that, see that? A whole school of fish!" "Shhh, come on, this is America, the next thing you'll see is someone shooting the water."
"Sometimes I have sex with my father in an elevator. And it's wrong on so many levels."
"Do you know how to circumcise a Trumpet? Kick his sister in the teeth."
"Do you know how Americans find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
"Do you know how many babies you need to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you're throwing."
"Do you know why Catholic priests teach against condoms? Because these get stuck behind the altar servers' dental braces."

(I have, like, two or three more that are really hilarious, but so edgy they would probably get me banned instantly, so if you want those, PM me once you come back)
EDIT:
I'll respect your decision, but please reconsider anyway.
@Sheriff_of_Huddersfield
Nice: I don't know, mate, I didn't do anything to you, I think, so it's just really good to find an American with reasonable positions online. I wish the US more people like you (in general, not meaning you storming off, lol), it's probably the only way out for them.
Usually, when I approach an American online (apart from the Catholicism subreddit, which might be my favourite online community ever), I pre-emptively fear that he's gonna be either wokified newspeak spouter or hardcore "Jaysus died on the cross for my right to open carry" and "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homersexuals."
It's refreshing when he's not.
I also think that you do show off certain patriotism and admiration for your country and I think that is a good thing as well. Too much in this post-modern world we tend to abhor any type of ideal and caring or even being proud about your country is often seemed as a serious no-no. I asked a German friend of mine whether he's proud of being a German and he said he would feel weird saying that and that he feels like people would definitely look at him weird for saying that. Understandable, but a bit unhealthy, methinks. My country also tends to be really self-deprecational, mostly, and I don't think it's exactly healthy.
I didn't read that from you and I think you're right. It might be in a bad place right now, but there's a lot of good stuff about America in the past and I suspect even in the present. Hey, my new pope is from there, and I'm really liking him.
Joke: you seem to be a bit on the touchy side, so take a pick.
"Hey, look at that, see that? A whole school of fish!" "Shhh, come on, this is America, the next thing you'll see is someone shooting the water."
"Sometimes I have sex with my father in an elevator. And it's wrong on so many levels."
"Do you know how to circumcise a Trumpet? Kick his sister in the teeth."
"Do you know how Americans find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."
"Do you know how many babies you need to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you're throwing."
"Do you know why Catholic priests teach against condoms? Because these get stuck behind the altar servers' dental braces."

(I have, like, two or three more that are really hilarious, but so edgy they would probably get me banned instantly, so if you want those, PM me once you come back)
EDIT:
I asked a mod who is not involved in this thread to close my account. This site should allow users to delete their own accounts but apparently doesn’t.
I'll respect your decision, but please reconsider anyway.