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[Anonymous]

[!--quoteo(post=130577:date=Mar 3 2006, 11:42 PM:name=national acrobat)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(national acrobat @ Mar 3 2006, 11:42 PM) [snapback]130577[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
Did someone say :: ?!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
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it should be the dissatified egg... we all know the chicken evolved from a prehistoric reptile and then laid an egg, but it is arguable that the reptile may have laid this egg? ::

 

[Anonymous]

[!--quoteo(post=130579:date=Mar 4 2006, 12:45 AM:name=Conor)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Conor @ Mar 4 2006, 12:45 AM) [snapback]130579[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
it should be the dissatified egg... we all know the chicken evolved from a prehistoric reptile and then laid an egg, but it is arguable that the reptile may have laid this egg? style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/huh.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":huh:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"huh.gif\" /]
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Looking at prehistory, we see that everything has evolved. So, not only the chicken has evolved, but also the egg. So, some reptile (or proto-reptile) was popped into the world once upon a time by the completely conventional way. It crawled out of mummy, alive and ready to be a pest. It grew up to be a perfectly normal female reptile, fell in love, got dumped and stood there alone with a kid in the tummy (reptiles are people too, you know). Finally, it gave birth to a kid, but it was covered in a bit more slime than mummy herself had been. This slime was (pardon the pun) a pre-embryonic egg. Twenty million years later, the slime had become a hard shell, mummy couldn't keep it inside for long and gave birth to it. Only the kid wasn't finished yet, so the reptile sat down on it to warm it until it was.

So, very obviously, the egg was there before the chicken.

Unless you want to call a 20-meter dinosaur with teeth of 15 cm length "chicken", which is up to you.

[img src=\"http://hfantasy.free.fr/images/BorisTyrannosaurus%20Rex.jpg

 

[national acrobat]

Egghead! [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

[!--quoteo(post=130624:date=Mar 4 2006, 04:52 AM:name=Perun)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Perun @ Mar 4 2006, 04:52 AM) [snapback]130624[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]

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Perun, if you're gonna post pictures like that, I better never hear you complain about the first line in the lyrics to "Quest For Fire". [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /]

 

[Nephellim]

Mmmm...dino porn

 

[Anonymous]

[!--quoteo(post=130650:date=Mar 4 2006, 03:55 PM:name=SinisterMinisterX)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(SinisterMinisterX @ Mar 4 2006, 03:55 PM) [snapback]130650[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
Perun, if you're gonna post pictures like that, I better never hear you complain about the first line in the lyrics to "Quest For Fire". [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /]
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I study Prehistory [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/sleep.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sleep.gif\" /]

 

[Tap_Legion]

Ah , Boris ...the guy that gave Allosaurus's elbows....


[img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /]

Remember that deleted scene when the Dino rapes Tim Robbins ?

j/k

 

[dogigniter]

[!--quoteo(post=129961:date=Feb 27 2006, 10:22 PM:name=queysoft)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(queysoft @ Feb 27 2006, 10:22 PM) [snapback]129961[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
(Hint 2: It's how most of us would describe oozily*")
* or tubby.
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I personally have found oozily to be a reasonable trader. Stop whining about the IMBB and say something constructive (which doesn't include bashing!). Whats the point?