You know you're WAYYYY to much of a Maiden fan when....

[wsoul1]

When you like listening to Maiden more than having sex.

 

[Cornfed Hick]

When you've got this picture:

Lauren Harris?  Looks like her. 

The "toilets" arrow is pointing at her, by the way...

 

[The Mid-Distance Runner]

When you sign off your work emails with "up the irons!".

When at wedding receptions you get the urge sit in the corner on a stool and start telling the tale of an ancient mariner. 

 

[Travis The Dragon]

You hire a DJ for your wedding reception and have him play nothing but Maiden.

 

[Perun]

The "toilets" arrow is pointing at her, by the way...

A gentleman never tells...

 

[Deano]

When you hear Sun and Steel on the radio and are very, VERY much impressed. But I mean, come on; who would have ever thought that I'd hear Sun and Steel on the radio....ever!

 

[Invader]

I've heard PFD and Alexander the Great on the radio.

 

[Cornfed Hick]

When you hear Sun and Steel on the radio and are very, VERY much impressed. But I mean, come on; who would have ever thought that I'd hear Sun and Steel on the radio....ever!

Was this real FM radio, or Boneyard?  If the former, and in the last 10 years, that's very, VERY surprising and impressive -- but if the latter, not as much. 

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Exactly. Satellite doesn't count.

 

[Vortex]

-When you point out that the time is 11:58 pm.

-When you wear your socks over your pants, because Bruce did.

-When you're on your death bed, you request a pair of boots.

-When you really believe that it is Eddie talking at the beginning of Still Life.

-When you substitute the number 200 for 4 * 50

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well, I think this post by Farhang is a candidate to win this thread as well:

http://forum.maidenfans.com/http://forum.maidenfans.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=292666#p292666

 

[Kauha-Apina]

When you like listening to Maiden more than having sex.

I'd need to have sex first to find out which I like better. lol

When you've got this picture:
http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll46 ... C01338.jpg

I can honestly say I'm jealous. Lauren

 

[Prowler_108]

When you vigorously hate on bands you like in defense of Maiden

 

[Metalheadlady]

If you are on school and writing a script for something- you make sure someone says " it's a mango!" at least once, and if there are times, they are 11:58. I can't help being in school...

 

[SirRobbins]

When you still haven't lost your virginity

this one is true but it's more to do with being an ace than anything else.. I'll add one.


when you have tattoos of Eddie on you and tell people it's your cousin

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

When you can't stop bringing back four-year-old threads.

 

[SirRobbins]

I will not know until next year