John Silver
Electric Buddy
I took some time to think this over- here is the casting couch.. eerr call, buddy:
Casting directors thoughts in (..):
Bruce – Charlie Sheen (EXACTLY the same case of mouth diarrhea going on with Sheen plus both can sort of sing)
Steve – Hulk Hogan (that bald spot could be hidden with make up, same body build)
Dave – Macauley Culkin (both look like washed up children and both can smile, same age group)
Adrian – Pauly Shore (same hair do and basically a lost twin in terms of looks)
Jan – Edward Furlong (both look like thet wear week old banana peel on their faces)
Nicko – Nick Nolte (both are centuries old and talk gibberish)
DiAnno – John Travolta (just spray paint him cool looking and autotune him Cockney)
Blaze – Matt Lucas (can do the accent and ugliness as well, must be paid very little to act)
Casting directors thoughts in (..):
Bruce – Charlie Sheen (EXACTLY the same case of mouth diarrhea going on with Sheen plus both can sort of sing)
Steve – Hulk Hogan (that bald spot could be hidden with make up, same body build)
Dave – Macauley Culkin (both look like washed up children and both can smile, same age group)
Adrian – Pauly Shore (same hair do and basically a lost twin in terms of looks)
Jan – Edward Furlong (both look like thet wear week old banana peel on their faces)
Nicko – Nick Nolte (both are centuries old and talk gibberish)
DiAnno – John Travolta (just spray paint him cool looking and autotune him Cockney)
Blaze – Matt Lucas (can do the accent and ugliness as well, must be paid very little to act)
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