I still find family guy to be hilarious.
Doctor: Well Rudolf we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolf: Is it pixie dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No its a tumor.
Rudolf: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolf: Oh... like a happy speci-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Peter: "Your not fat Chris, you just come from a long line of husky Griffins, like your great, great, great uncle, Jabba Da Griffin."
*random change in scene to Jabba's palace*
Jabba: "Raja, naba do wa, gola wookie nipple pinchie."