What are your favorite / funniest / weirdest posts and threads on MaidenFans?

[Cat Milk Supreme]

16 litre? Really? The biggest wine box I've seen is 5 litres. I really must get out more.

 

[LooseCannon]

16 litre? Really? The biggest wine box I've seen is 5 litres. I really must get out more.

It's decent wine too. Not great wine, but decent. Quite drinkable.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Every house needs one!

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

When anyone mentions boxes of wine I immediately think of this:

 

[Brigantium]

How big? My parents keep two 16L boxes on their counter.

I haven't a clue, I was too drunk to notice. I kept going back to it thinking it was your average supermarket size one and would be easy to empty, but it was way, way bigger than that. They also had it out on the big picnic table in the garden, which made it more difficult to judge the size, especially when drunk.

Update: I went on Facebook to look for a picture of the dinner party, but couldn't find it. I did, however, find pictures of the kitten.

 

[LooseCannon]

Solution: Maidenfans North America, 2019. We'll put a big box on the tiki bar and you can drink to your heart's content.

 

[Perun]

I always approve of tiki bars.

 

[LooseCannon]

I always approve of tiki bars.

So do I. Especially ones that don't close at 2 AM.

 

[Brigantium]

How big? My parents keep two 16L boxes on their counter.

Okay. I asked one of the other dinner party guests, and she says more than 5L, possibly as much as 10L.

 

[LooseCannon]

Okay. I asked one of the other dinner party guests, and she says more than 5L, possibly as much as 10L.

We do it bigger in North America. I like that this was important enough to you to follow up with me.

 

[Black Wizard]

Brigs doesn't mess around when it comes to volumes of wine boxes. It's pretty much the only thing she's serious about.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

She's pretty shit-hot up on her bread too. Cried should know...

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I kept going back to it thinking it was your average supermarket size one and would be easy to empty

I do like the fact that, no matter the size of the wine box, it seems the goal was to empy it no matter what

 

[Brigantium]

Just to round the evening off nicely, you know. In a standard British supermarket wine box, maybe about 3 litres, once it gets about three quarters empty, a few glasses will finish it off. This one appeared to be three quarters empty, so I had the impression that a few more glasses might finish it. But there were probably a few bottles' worth still in there. I eventually had to admit defeat and leave it. This was all in France, incidentally.

 

[Night Prowler]

Pre-female MaidenFans in a nutshell

 

[Brigantium]

LOL!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Also, I love that at the end of that post it says "77,108 more messages..."!

 

[Diesel 11]

Lots of good stuff to like on the last page!

We had our first white shit show up this morning.

Sorry to hear that a pigeon shat on your doorstep.

Actually, this is more like God taking a shit all over the place!

Barlow shat on your doorstep? Fake news!

Proof that MaidenFans still has it.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

If Maiden guitarists were women

Dave is the stunningly beautiful one who captures a room without even trying.
There might be plenty going on inside, but she doesn't have to use it and nobody ever asks her to.

Adrian is the mysterious, fascinating one who constantly challenges you to keep up with her moods and interests.
Different, forever changing, sophisticated and probably out of your league.

Janick is the cool, easygoing one who will help you clear the yard, gut a fish, share a beer, laugh at your dirty jokes and cheer her guts out during the football game.

Why wouldn't you love them all?

What the fxxk did I just read?

 

[Perun]

Makes you wonder if you could equate a Maiden song with a zodiac.