To our favorite and resident Canadian

[Nigel Tufnel]

Happy Boxing Day, Loose Cannon!!

By the way what is Boxing Day?

 

[LooseCannon]

Yes, happy dealing with Americans for 10.5 hrs who are all upset that their product of choice doesn't fucking work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_day

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hey, that's American's for you!!  We like to buy shit and bitch about it!!!

 

[LooseCannon]

Thanks for calling so and so, this is Benjamin, did you read the fucking box?  Your product doesn't work?  What's the fucking system requirements?  You have Windows 98?  What does it say on the goddamn box.  Windows XP SP3 or Vista?  Fuck you, get off my phone.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

All about the returns then, eh?

 

[Wästed The Great]

Thanks for calling so and so, this is Benjamin, did you read the fucking box?  Your product doesn't work?  What's the fucking system requirements?  You have Windows 98?  What does it say on the goddamn box.  Windows XP SP3 or Vista?  Fuck you, get off my phone.

The box says Vista, but I have Windows ME... can you tell me how to make that work?  I really wanna use this new product on my really fucking old operating system.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Why won't it work on Windows '95?

 

[Albie]

Boxing day is the day to detox after the excesses of Christmas Day. Or to simply top it up further.

 

[LooseCannon]

Why won't it work on Windows '95?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Where is that random thoughts thread?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I like to touch myself at night. After being married for 13 years, somebody has to touch me.

 

[Onhell]

seems to be an epidemic amongst married folk

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

We do it doggy style. I sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead.

 

[Onhell]

LOL

 

[Deano]

We do it doggy style. I sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead.

Oh, that's a good one... mind if I use it? I'll (TM) you of course. 

 

[Wästed The Great]

We do it doggy style. I sit up and beg while she rolls over and plays dead.

Dude, that was classic!!!

 

[Albie]

It was good, wasn't it? I literally LOL'ed at it.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Of course you guys can use that one. I heard it myself from a truck driver. Thanks for laughing at my plight.