The "We're All Weird Al's Illegitimate Love Children" Thread (Iron Maiden Edition)

Nyx

Nyx

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The goal of this thread is to basically make up the silliest and funniest rewrites of song lyrics that you can. It can be just a few lines, or a full song. If we can recognize what song its from without you telling us, then extra glory is yours for having instantly entertained your mates! And since this an Iron Maiden forum, guess what? :edmetal:

So who's first?
 
Abandoned, half of my nickname was white!
Give me a Pink Floyd song to reconsider it right
Oh boy what´s that!
Is it a cat?
In the darkness looking at a screen
Is this some kind of movie scene?

Ancient images at night,
flashes of a mirror´s light
At night it's never away
Trump grins astray...
 
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Go Mindruler! :p The vanguard!
Speaking of that very song. Here's something me and my sister came up with when we were tweens. Warning pre-teen level humor ahead.

I was alone, rumble below!
I needed time to think, was I really about to blow?
What did I see? Can I believe!
This massive shot of poo, that just came out of me?
Just what I saw, in my old dreams
When I ate too much curry, and then too much ice cream
And now today, its finally here!
But it will free me from the constipation of despair

Pffffffffffft!

It was no farce, oh god me arse!
Bloody hellfire, I could fill up 10 horse carts
In the mist, me bum moves and twists
Someone please give me a roll TP, or maybe 26!

Shits, shits, shits! The thunder tween me cheeks
Hell's brown rain has now been unleashed!
 
Had a go based on my initial mishearing of the songs chorus...

Like a loner walking through the trolly stands
In a carpark floating on suburban winds
Know the secret of free parking in these lands
Lonely seeker of a bargain for your hands


No mates, shopper of the discount stores
No mates, hovering awkwardly at doors
No mates, where you come from no one knows
No Mates, where you go to no one cares
 
Nyx said:
Go Mindruler! :p The vanguard!
Speaking of that very song. Here's something me and my sister came up with when we were tweens. Warning pre-teen level humor ahead.

I was alone, rumble below!
I needed time to think, was I really about to blow?
What did I see? Can I believe!
This massive shot of poo, that just came out of me?
Just what I saw, in my old dreams
When I ate too much curry, and then too much ice cream
And now today, its finally here!
But it will free me from the constipation of despair

Pffffffffffft!

It was no farce, oh god me arse!
Bloody hellfire, I could fill up 10 horse carts
In the mist, me bum moves and twists
Someone please give me a roll TP, or maybe 26!

Shits, shits, shits! The thunder tween me cheeks
Hell's brown rain has now been unleashed!
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Valiant effort but no “Shitting Buddies”.
 
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Into the tub I fall, slippery when wet
It´s early morning and late for work
Green is the bottle of liquid soap that glows
In this cabin
Enter the tub once again...

Tell me why I have to be a showerslave
I don´t want to be clean, I still smell ok
Why I can´t stay in bed?
When the soap is on my skin all
around is white foam
And if it only takes a few minutes
I´m a slave to the power of soap
 
Not sure if this counts but it is sort of Maiden related.

I was having a Zoom chat with my sister (as I do every Sunday afternoon) and I mentioned that I'd just found out, via Mudcat, that the song in the film "The Wicker Man" that is being sung while the wicker man is actually burning ("Summer Is Icumen In") goes to the same tune as the "Mouse Organ Song" from Bagpuss.

She needed only a few seconds thought before replying "So what were the original words then? "We will torch it, we will scorch it, we will set it on fire, fire, fire."?"
 
I like "Flight of Icarus", but the way I heard the mythological story was that Icarus' father, Daedalus, was concerned for his son's safety, and warned him not to fly too high or too low. The Maiden song makes it sound like Daedalus tricked Icarus, to me.

Also, I thought it was funny that Bruce Dickinson, as a pilot, would have written about flying "as high as the sun", since he would surely know that the sun is very, very high, indeed. So, I revised the lyrics:

As the sun breaks
Above the ground
An old man stands on the hill

As the ground warms
To the first rays of light
A bird's song shatters the still

His eyes are ablaze
See the wisdom he displays

Fly on your way, like an eagle
Not as high as the sun
On your way, like an eagle
Fly, don't be dumb (yeah)

Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears
Looks the old man in the eyes
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd
I'm pretty dumb, so you can stuff your advice!

His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream
Now he knows his father was smart
Now his wings melt away, and he drops like a dart

Fly on your way, like an eagle
Stay well clear of the sun
On your way, like an eagle
Eagles don't touch the sun

Yeah

Fly, on your way, like an eagle
Maximum of a few
Hundred feet, like an eagle
Miniscule fraction of
1 AU, like an eagle
Way lower than 93
Million miles, like an eagle
Fly

Not as high as the sun
AAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAOW!
 
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