The truth about Adrian Smith

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IronDuke

Ancient Mariner
I know you all think I'm a tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist, but I now know the truth about 'Adrian Smith' - if that is his real name!

Rearrange the letters of his name, and what do you get?

I'M A HARD SNIT

In other words, 'Adrian Smith' is a pseudonym for someone who is always in a severe (hard) state of agitation (snit)

I think Adrian Smith is actually in the Witness Protection Program, and was given this name because he was always so nervous of being found out. I bet he was the only witness to the Kennedy assasination who knows what went on behind the grassy knoll!

Return to your regularly scheduled ignorance,
Duke


*whistles the X Files theme*
 
There was nobody behind the grassy knoll [!--emo&:D--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'biggrin.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Onhell, you obviously don't know your conspiracy theories. The list of people behind the grassy knoll includes (but is not limited to) J. Edgar Hoover, L. Ron Hubbard, Jimmy Stewart, Mother Teresa, Zakk Wylde, Christina Aguilera, Al Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Sir Francis Drake, Olivia Newton-John, Run and DMC (but not Jam Master Jay), Luke Skywalker, Barbara Bush, Jules Verne, Stewie Griffin, Bozo the Clown, Mama Cass, Master Shake and Meatwad (but not Frylock or Carl), all of the last seven Popes and the big ugly horses from the Budweiser commercials.
 
Trust me, I know, I'm a conspiracy theory buff, nobody was behind the grassy knoll. Oswald acted alone, as hard to believe as it is it's the truth.
 
I'm only informed of it by a History 12 presentation by two girls who I would rank around middling in intelligence quotients, but I think there had to be two shooters. Since trajectory analysis seems to show that it would take two shots to inflict the various wounds, and elite sharpshooters can't pop off shots as fast as Oswald supposedly did.
 
Nope, wrong and wrong. Trajectory analysis shows the exit wounds prove all shots were from the book depository (" back and to the left" says nothing about where a bullet came from. the exit wound does... it came from the book depository). Oswald was an EXCELLENT sharpshooter (something most people don't know about, but his army records prove it. He was able to shoot 3 shots in 8 seconds with excellent precision. An 80 year-old sharpshooter was able to replicate it in UNDER 8 seconds with the same accuracy. The fact is Oswald was a self-loathing communist (he lived in the USSR several years and had a Russian wife.) with great aspirations, but never amounted to much. He wanted to be remembered and by a stroke of dumb luck (unlucky for JFK) when he got his job at the book depository JFK was touring Dallas the next week...
 
[!--emo&:lmao:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol.gif\' /][!--endemo--] Since you hate single emoticon answers I'll spell it out for you. Laughing my ass off!
 
Sure Adrian Smith also spells

1. A SAD THIN RIM
2. MIND IT SARAH
3. ITS I, HARD MAN (Probabply his name is Hard Man)
4. MAD RAIN SHIT (How about that, sorry for the cussing)
5. HAIR AND MIST
 
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