The six-word short story game

[Albie]

Silky to Raven to newbie confusion.

 

[____no5]

The Traveller hasteth in the Evening

 

[Raven]

Albie, a man who loves dogs.

 

[Yax]

Raven is awaiting Heimdal's call.

 

[Raven]

Raven is awaiting Heimdal's call.

He, Yax, devours very many pies.

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I stole Hunlord's line-he's pissed.

 

[Hunlord]

Silky steals Hunlord's ideas for posts.

 

[Raven]

Silky steals Hunlord's ideas for posts.

Hunlord is too slow.  'Ya bastid!'

 

[Hunlord]

s1lKz0rrZ 1z teh p0z0rz @nD sUxx0rZ.

 

[Raven]

s1lKz0rrZ 1z teh p0z0rz @nD sUxx0rZ.

Hunlord can't speak English-illiterate bastard

 

[Hunlord]

Hunlord isn't English like you are.

 

[Onhell]

Monday: Onhell wakes, naked, in Vegas.

Close more like

Monday: Hungover, must... finish... paper.... ugh

 

[Raven]

Hunlord isn't English like you are.

Raven is in the Occupied Territories.

 

[Anonymous]

Plane crashed. Bodies, sobs. Willis arrives.

 

[Shadow]

/error in directory: Universe. Files erased.

(I finally finished a story! Wow!)

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

The thoughts of Luke Skywalker, in six words per movie.

Star Wars
Destroy Death Star - it'll impress Leia!

The Empire Strikes Back
My father? Impossible! ... Ouch, my hand!

Return Of The Jedi
What? She's my freaking sister? Dammit.

 

[Raven]

The thoughts of Luke Skywalker, in six words per movie.

Star Wars
Destroy Death Star - it'll impress Leia!

The Empire Strikes Back
My father? Impossible! ... Ouch, my hand!

Return Of The Jedi
What? She's my freaking sister? Dammit.

The thoughts of Star Wars fans, in six words per movie
The Phantom Menace
C-3PO was camp; Jar-Jar is worse

Attack of the Clones
*through gritted teeth*-Anakin...whiny bastard.

Revenge of the Sith
Must kill Lucas...fucking plot holes

 

[Onhell]

Chef's Story
"Suck on my chocolate, salty balls"