The History Of Iron Maiden

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In case you're not familiar with the history of Iron Maiden, here it is retold with some mild humour...


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<Harry> Oi
<Davey> :)
<paul666> hi
<Denny> NP: Def Leppard - Hello America
<paul666> sup yall asl??
<Harry> What?
<clive> lol
<paul666> u like motorhead
<clive> theyre ok i guess
<Harry> Yeah, they're cool
<Harry> Running free, actually
<paul666> wot?
<Denny> NP: Kiss - I Was Made For Loving You
<Harry> Denny, is some inane NP's all you're gonna say here?
<clive> lol
<Denny> NP: Skyhooks - Women In Uniform
*Denny was kicked by Harry (Please come back when you've got something to say)
<paul666> lololololol
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<H22> Hi
<Harry> Hey
<Davey> :)
<clive> hi h22
<paul666> hey h22 sup asl??
<Harry> paul666, do you want to make a killer out of me?
<paul666> wot?
<Harry> You're getting pretty annoying
<paul666> wot u wnat 2 be an arse?
*paul666 was kicked by Harry (wot u wnat 2 be stoopid?)
<clive> lol
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<Brucie> Hey
*Brucie was kicked by ROD (Out!)
<Harry> Wtf did you do that for?
<ROD> He's from the #Samson channel
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<Harry> wb Brucie
<Harry> Now *don't* kick him, ROD
<ROD> OK...
<Harry> He's way better than that paul666 prat
<H22> Hey Brucie
<Davey> :)
<Brucie> paul666... the number of the beast... hehe...
<clive> guys im off
<Harry> Aww :(
<clive> bye see you later
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<Harry> Nice bloke he was
<H22> Didn't say much
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<Harry> Neither did you, H22 :P
<H22> Bah. What will you have me say anyway?
<Harry> Hey Brain_Damage
<Davey> :)
<Brain_Damage> what ho! whazzup??????!!!!
<ROD> One prat goes, the other comes
*ROD sighs
<Brucie> Life is like a wheel ;)
<Brucie> Hey Brain_Damage
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<Brain_Damage> fuck, me fuckin' connections fuckin' fucked up!
<Harry> wb BD
<H22> wb
<Davey> :)
<H22> Anyone know the time?
<Brucie> 23:58
<H22> Thanks
<H22> Boy, I feel tired
<Harry> So do I, mate
<Brucie> I feel like somebody's enslaved me
<Harry> lol
<Brain_Damage> you bet, this is all gettin' on me fuckin' tits!
<Brucie> Do you guys like acoustic music?
<Harry> Fuck off, Brucie
<Brucie> :(
<H22> Don't be so mean Harry... this is almost like a Deja vu
<Harry> Deja vu?
<H22> Yeah, like with paul666...
<H22> Only that Brucie's alright
<Brucie> Thanks, mate :)
<H22> Harry's been pushing people around the whole evening
<Harry> wtf do you want to say with that?
<H22> Oh, nothing
<H22> The evil that men do lives on...
<Harry> WHAT?
<Harry> Are you trying to get on my bleeding nerves or what?
<H22> I guess I'd better go before Harry destroys his comp
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<Harry> WTF?
<Brucie> Good work
<Harry> What the fuck was wrong with him?!
<Brain_Damage> No worries 'arry, he's just playin' prat that's what he is
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<Brain_Damage> Oi Sreg!
<Davey> :)
<Harry> Hi Sreg
<Sreg> Hey-ho!
<Brucie> Holy smoke!
<Brucie> Sreg the Scary!
<Sreg> Hey Brucie :)
<Harry> You know him?
<Brucie> Old mate of mine
<Brucie> Good musician... always able to express himself
<Brucie> Unlike some others...
<Harry> What do you want to say with that?
<Brucie> Oh, nothing
<Brucie> Only that some people here aren't afraid to shoot strangers
<Harry> Fuck it, Brucie, come to your bloody point!
<Brucie> I'll come to something else
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<Sreg> ?!
<Harry> What the Fucking hell?
<Brain_Damage> Don't think about it, 'arry, he's just a bleedin' c*nt
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<Harry> Hey BLAZE
<Davey> :)
<Sreg> Yo BLAZE
<Brain_Damage> another one of those
<BLAZE> Hey guys
<Harry> BTW, how late is it?
<BLAZE> 2 AM
<Harry> Wow
<Sreg> It's getting pretty dark too
<BLAZE> That's what they call night, mate ;)
<Brain_Damage> Watch it sonnyboy or you'll get yerself a bleedin' virus!
<Harry> BD, be nice to BLAZE. He's a good bloke
<Brain_Damage> You said the same 'kin thing about that Brucie prat
<Brain_Damage> Lightning strikes twice you know
<Harry> I see, there's not enough room for both of you here :(
*BLAZE was kicked by ROD (Too fucking right)
<Harry> Talk about unfair...
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<Harry> Oh look who's back
<Brain_Damage> wb Brucie! :)
<Davey> :)
<Harry> I see, somebody's been childish
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<Harry> H22!
<Davey> :)!
<Sreg> Hey Brucie, hey H22!
<H22> Hey guys
<Brucie> Hey, hey
<Brucie> It's been a bit cold out there
<Harry> A brave new world I call that ;)
<Brucie> Let's forget that crap, OK?
<Harry> OK, cool
<H22> Nice to come back to a familiar environment...
<Sreg> H22, my wildest dreams are coming true
<H22> Oh?
<H22> Why that?
<Sreg> I've always wanted to meet you!
<H22> Did you?
<Harry> This is starting to get weird...
 
[!--quoteo(post=130302:date=Mar 2 2006, 11:08 AM:name=Perun)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Perun @ Mar 2 2006, 11:08 AM) [snapback]130302[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
<paul666> sup yall asl??
<Harry> What?
<clive> lol
<paul666> u like motorhead
<clive> theyre ok i guess
<Harry> Yeah, they're cool
<Harry> Running free, actually
<paul666> wot?
<Denny> NP: Kiss - I Was Made For Loving You
[/quote]Calling this humour mild is a serious understatement [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":D\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" /]
 
Ah, well... you know... [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wink.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\";)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wink.gif\" /]
 
Paul and Nicko's personalities were dead-on.

The only thing it was missing was a bit of Eddie...I would have liked to see his reaction to the lobotomy (and there were two of them...sort of...) XP

But that was awesome.
 
Good stuff. [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":D\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" /]
 
Did you write that Per? It's very good, especially the Davey ": )" bits [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":P\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /] The references to the songs are also cool
 
Perun.... you need to start working at work you know.... other than that, in Davey's words ":)"
 
What can I say? My netto work time stands in no relation to the time I actually sit in the office, and yet I'm always ahead of the schedule. [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/biggrin.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":D\" border=\"0\" alt=\"biggrin.gif\" /]
 
I suggest you make a series out of this Perun. The History of Metallica would be interesting. How about the Norwegian Black Metal scence? Or the life and times of Ozzy Osbourne?
 
[!--quoteo(post=130712:date=Mar 4 2006, 06:37 PM:name=Ascendancy)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Ascendancy @ Mar 4 2006, 06:37 PM) [snapback]130712[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
I suggest you make a series out of this Perun. The History of Metallica would be interesting. How about the Norwegian Black Metal scence? Or the life and times of Ozzy Osbourne?
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Monday 6th March 2006
1am
Ozzy: WTF has happened over the last 40 years? :0
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Ahhh, this is quality. Great stuff, Per! Or you could do the history of Stratovarius, for some amusing 'No, MY BAND! Fuck off!' messages from Timo Tolkki. ::
 
When did that happen? Back in the 80's or after the "Elements" albums when Kotipelto when solo? Stratovarius did release an album last year, was it with the chick? I'M CONFUSED!!!
 
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