God of Thunder is not bad. On the contrary, I guess you might consider it a highlight of the
Destroyer album (well, at least it's certainly better than Great Expectations). And yet - it is yet another song by Kiss - in the very next round to boot, which goes for the epic heaviness, booming voices and everything. And it's not a good fit.
Kiss, for better or worse, are actually a great power pop band. They sound best when they try to be Cheap Trick with makeup. Stuff like Goin' Blind - which sounds like a great forgotten Badfinger track - or Black Diamond, that's indeed something to look for, or even cherish. Not this.
On the opposing side there are Aerosmith with a song off their often forgotten, but even better brother of the
Toys in the Attic album,
Rocks. Indeed,
Rocks is not only my personal favourite by the "Bad Boys from Boston"/"Toxic Twins"/whatever, but one of my favourite hard rock albums in general. Now, my favourites are The Last Child (which is a song I was listening to when my wife called me that she was pregnant with our eldest - funnily enough, he wasn't the last child at all), Back in the Saddle, the
very Judas Priest-like Nobody's Fault or Lick and a Promise, but that's not what we have here. Rats in the Cellar is messier than its mirror song Toys in the Attic (I find the juxtaposition of the titles quite funny), but it feels heavier, the punkish attitude is well-balanced with the (quite typical) harmonic hooks made in Aerosmith, the guitars have a very good balance between relatively complex (for hard rock) and yet very groovy and altogether especially in the context of the album, the song is pretty great. And honestly, it sounds pretty great
out of context as well.
Aerosmith, no contest here.
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The second match is pretty meh, there's a bland glam band vs something that sounds like Belinda Carlisle (but with guitars!). So, which car was better, Ford Prefect or Vauxhall Viva? I guess the Ford song is more memorable and I actually liked her duet with Ozzy, so I'll go with the
Female Eddie Money here, but my heart's really not into it.
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I think I had the misfortune of coming across Hurricane on Saturn before, at least I think so. It's absolutely horrid and something I don't ever want to hear again. And it's not
just because of the electronic element - one of my favourite bands is Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark! But this, it's just (quite fascinatingly in its paradoxality) both annoying and bland at the same time, it's not metal
at all and it started to get on my nerves quite quickly. I would actually put forth a guess that pretty much no-one is going to vote for this horrid track. Well, at least I hope so.
Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare was actually the first track I've heard by them (mainly because it was the album that tore Dream Theater asunder. Well, kinda. Let's not go there.) However, apart from Portnoy on the kit, the song is very much a Metallica adoration. It's just as much a complete Tullica fellation, just like As I Am by the aforementioned Dream Theater was, down to the vocal inflections and such. It must have been intentional, you don't do a thing like this by accident. That said, it also has the decency to copy Tullica's talent for melodicity, hooks and overall listener's captivation as well, and it is a very well-produced, very well-written, catchy and honestly quite thrilling "modern metal track". I like it a lot, actually (despite the fact some of the typical Sevenfold's teenagerisms are still present here).
Avenged Sevenfold, duh.
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I've already express my feelings towards both Death and Deicide and I think it'll come as no surprise when I say I'll definitely vote for early
Death.
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Ministry are a band I've never quite got and the reason for their endless popularity keeps eluding me. The riffing in this song is fine, but the vocals (and whatever is happening with them there, electronically) is not really something I'd enjoy, the song as a whole is ridiculously monotonous (again, even talking as a doom afficionado!) and it definitely reminds me of another song. But I can't quite remember which one.
Black Hole Sun is overplayed to the point of cliché nowadays and it isn't even the best song on the album, far from it (and the best Soundgarden album is
Badmotorfinger anyway), but that's nitpicking. Sometimes the songs are overplayed for a reason. Especially since the melody and the catchiness/hook is rather subtle, so it takes much longer to be annoyed by it. It's just a pity Cornell's most famous song doesn't really show off his talents as much. Also, the video is hilariously creepy.
Soundgarden.
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I admit the pick of Rooms and Shadows is more or less supposed to be
representative - the entire triple album
Songs from the North is not only most likely the best triple album ever (the third part of
All Things Must Pass does not count!), but it is quite certainly the best album of 2015 and one of my (and wifey's) favourite albums overall.
However, picking a song off a behemoth of such consistence is hard. I knew I didn't want to pick anything from the second CD, beautiful as those tracks are, because they are not really metal at all; just as much I didn't want to pick anything off the third CD, because I was convinced that people here would probably mostly hate funeral doom (and I still think I was right) - that said, it was indeed the third CD "Despair" that introduced me into funeral doom as a genre and eventually led me to Ahab as well -
@Diesel 11 might appreciate this fact.
So it was the first CD, the most "typical" for the band. Maybe I should have gone with the riff-fest of 10 Silver Bullets. Maybe the doominess of the opener. Maybe the undisputable catchiness of Memory of Light. People really seem to love Heartstrings Shattering, which admittedly feels like a centerpiece of the first CD of sorts, with its haunting atmospherics, but I admit I was never as big a fan as others were. Honestly, there I times when I feel like the most beautiful track is the only one fully-growled-through on the first CD, Silhouettes. The music is so sombre, so majestic...
it
Anyway, I picked Rooms and Shadows. In a way it does represent the emotional beauty and overall atmosphere of the album very well, and it is a "dark horse" of sorts - people usually don't mention it as their favourite and it took me a while to start noticing it more, but by now it's probably my favourite. The atmosphere is incredibly autumnal, it is
ridiculously catchy and the emotions it gives off, the vibe... feels rather complex. There is sorrow and nostalgia, but also something else. I can't quite put my finger on it.
I've already talked about how Obituary are not really my cup of tea - not because they are death metal, but their sound in particular. I tried to be as objective as possible, but it really isn't very possible after all, when you're having one of your favourite bands in the match. So, sorry, but
Swallow the Sun it is.