I have always more or less avoided Metalocalypse, as an example of a type of humor that is aimed at altogether different people than me. That said, for a more or less parody band where most of the instruments are played by a single person, this is suprisingly solid. The production (well, I mean primarily the mixing and mastering) still has the weaknesses of modern extreme metal releases, but there are some nice leads, the song is relatively catchy and I somewhat fail at trying to find the nits to pick.
OTOH Children of Bodom (whom I actually saw live! Though they didn't play this particular song back then) are much closer to my own personal preference. The "colder" atmosphere and the "neoclassicalisms" excite me more and although the song is less catchy than they themselves can do (and in this particular match less catchy than the opposition), I can't help but vibe with the greater instrumental proficiency here.
Bodom.
Ah, two Anthraxes (
Anthraxi? Anthraces?) against each other. Now, it a risky mode when thrash's resident surfer shitposters decide to go all dark and serious, but the resulting album
Persistence of Time is not only my favourite album by them, but it might actually be my favourite Big 4 album overall. That said, In My World is - at least in my book - among the weaker cuts off that album (see pretty much every other song on Side A for proof, with particular mention going to Blood, probably my favourite 'Thrax song), but then again, Indians is
also among the weaker tracks from
Among the Living. It is maybe a tad more energetic, but I don't like Belladonna's inflections here (on this particular song he sounds to me like he was regressing back into the
Spreading the Disease era) and neither do I particularly like the chorus. As of now, In My World is losing in a rather brutal manner, so I feel the necessity to vote for
Anthrax. Oh, wait,
In My World, that is.
Funnily enough, being the troll and the contrarian I am, I found Schaffer's RIRI (Random Instance of Repherensible Insurrectionism) to be an interesting catalyst to finally try to get into Iced Earth a bit more. Despite listening to several albums, I haven't managed to take to anything else than
Something Wicked This Way Comes as of yet, but I don't think I've heard
The Glorious Burden, so let's try something off that one.
So, this is already their twilight era, right? At least from what I heard. And yet, I'm suprised to see that I actually like it. This is very melodic, it has a cool driving energy, Owens sounds really good here - man, talk about a perfectly fine chap with loads of talent who is mostly reviled for giving his best to bands at what is perceived as their temporary nadir - the guitars might actually make many a Maiden fan happy (especially in the instrumental section) and although the chorus is grand and pathetic (in the old sense of the word), it doesn't cross the arbitrary borders of taste. I mean, is this actually... good?
Amored Saint are another "classic" band I have neglected in the past, primarily because I perceived them to be just another run of the mill NWOBHM band (despite hailing from the US, but you know what I mean). I have been informed that without trying out at least
Symbol of Salvation, such neglect is improper, but that hasn't happened already, so with open mind and open
legs arms I welcome this track. Hmm...
I don't want to be offensive towards anyone here who likes them (primarily
Mr Knickerbocker, IIRC) but this is indeed rather generic. The song is very unmemorable, the production sounds very 80s, Bush... has talent, I wouldn't deny that, but I dislike what he does with it (again, the inflections are the problem here) and the guitarwork is way too buried in the production. And the "calmer" part sounds like prime 80s cheese.
Sorry, I mean it, I'm not writing off the band overall, but here it's obvious
Insurrectionist Earth brought the better song.
This next match is tough. On one hand, I never liked Scorpions that much after Uli left, although The Zoo is definitely one of the better songs in that regard and I wish it was more well-known, instead of Hurricane, You and I, Send Me an Angel, Winds of Change, Still Loving You and all that housewife/bonfire shit so beloved and replayed to death on the radio in post-Commie countries.
The chorus is stellar, the insidious tone helps to keep the atmosphere sinister and neurotic - I just wish the chug at the beginning didn't last the whole two minutes - and the subtle swagger the song has almost makes me forget the instrumental limits (Jabs is no Roth and no Schenker either) as well as the fact that apart from the chug, most of the guitar is left for the outro, where it's buried in the production as well.
Also, man, I just love all that edgy politically incorrect album art - though it doesn't beat the craziness of
Virgin Killer and it lacks the stylishness of
In Trance or the subtlety of
Taken By Force, maybe it's in a way
more unacceptable nowadays. But that'd be more fitting the album cup, not the song one.
In the other corner we have song that's more or less the complete opposite - a stellar guitarist with such charisma and competence he became a legend and an icon after only more or less two proper albums released before his death, combined with a bloke who oozes possibly
too much personality, if anything, (compared with Scorps occasional lack of), but - to me at least - those two had a weaker moment here, I know the song is a beloved classic, but I admit I never got the popularity, especially on the first two albums which are packed with absolute bangers. Even the solo - Randy can definitely do better. Although I would expect to pick Randy-era Ozzy over post-70s Scorpions any day of the week, I don't and I vote for the more intriguing
Scorpions' song.
So, you remember how - all those thousands of words ago, in this very post - I wrote this?
Despite listening to several albums, I haven't managed to take to anything else than Something Wicked This Way Comes as of yet
That's absolutely true. I like the entire album and the closing epic is no exception. It has this hard-to-describe "melodic brutality" that so far I'm failing to grasp even in the rest of their discography, mostly. In fact, I remember my first listen to this very album, the 10-minute epic was the song I remembered the most, or close to it. The intro feels a bit detached from the rest of the song, true, but other than that, the track has a magnificent flow, even the chugging breakdown feels like it's occuring naturally and the overall way how the song builds back up to the driving rhythm and the unforgettable chorus is genuinely great and it reminds me a bit of the build-ups i love about Dream Theater, almost. Though the vocals in the outro are bizarre, I admit, but then again, it's such a WTF moment I can't help but to somewhat like it, especially since the whole album ends with it.
Rÿche. Non-
Mindcrime Rÿche, to be precise. Oh well. I admit this is much better than the ballad from the first round. The slow-burn riff between 0:35 and 0:50 is pretty impressive and the overall vibe feels like if you took the majestic grandioseness of Suite Sister Mary, but combined it with the haunting emotionalism and riffing of The Mission and sprinkled a bit of I Don't Believe in Love melodicism there as well. What's worse (better?), Tate is also very tolerable here and at times he almost feels as if he was channeling ...
Fish? Am I hearing things?
However, even with the rather nice fast section near the end, it just feels a tad overlong, or at least a bit too monotonous for me, so again, the best non
-Mindcrime Rÿche song so far still leaves something to be desired.
Who to support here?
Well, Schaffer's epic now loses 4:8 at the moment as I'm writing this and
with these numbers you'd never overtake the Capitol, so I'm giving my reluctant support to the Cause and although I'm fine with this particular Queensrÿche song progressing further, I vote, once again,
Insurrectionist Earth. (man, this game is full of surprises)
As for the last match, I already said I'm not a fan of Testament,
First Strike might be the album I found the least memorable (well, at least I don't remember pretty much anything from it) and no Skolnick or DiGeorgio can take away from the fact this doesn't even sound like the classic 80's Testament, but more of a poor man's Anthrax (though I must admit the bass is pretty sweet).
As such, the song isn't even all that bad, just really unmemorable and it is pitted against the iconic title track of Sepultura's arguably best album
Beneath the Remains. Like I already said, in the brutal thrash subgenre, whenever someone overpraises Slayer to my face, I usually counter with Kreator, but early Sepultura is a valid alternative. Beneath the Remains is the full-sounded, breakneck, abrasive sander that whittles your face to what you see on the cover art. I guess that nowadays, having some detachment from thrash in general and with perspective, I could dislike stuff like Kisser's squeaky shenanigans - the solo is maybe a tad too chaotic for my tastes - or Cavalera's silly echoed barks. Maybe I can't stay objective here, really, maybe it's just nostalgia and prejudice, but I knew I would be 100% supporting
Sepultura even before I played the songs in question.