The Chuck Norris of Classic Rock


Black-and-white leopard
So here we are, @Perun and I, having the umpteenth beer for the day, wondering who the Chuck Norris of Classic Rock is. He thinks it's Paul Rogers because Chuck Norris would front for Queen, but Paul Rogers is just not epic enough, of course. My female intuition tells me that mentioning anyone lesser than Adrian Smith would be outrageous. So: who is the Chuck Norris of Classic Rock? Discuss.


Ancient Mariner
Yup Nugent is all of Chuck Norris roles, Colonel James Braddock, Scott McCoy, Walker Texas Ranger etc rolled into one....:D


I'll shoot the gunner first!
Keith Richards, pure and simple. He'll remain roaming the Earth with the cockroaches after the nuclear fallout will have settled.