Lol, I absolutely forgot this song is here, so throw it in as the third one besides the title track and Eternity - the whoahs are exquisitly dumb, but the instrumental part belongs among my favourite Maiden sections ever - overall a spiritual successor to SSOASS (the song), with the similar vibe of a badly shot boar for the vocal parts, yet Maiden exceeding their typical instrumental prowess in the finale.
*While I don’t mind acknowledging the undertaking that this song was for the band, I really do feel like a lot of it doesn’t hold up. The piano and fake orchestra sounds are very cheap. The lyrics are great though and I enjoy the song once it picks up and starts to sound like a Maiden song, but it feels more like a proof of concept in retrospect than something that actually holds up.
I see you're feeling generous.
In general, the second disc feels like a bonus of sorts, you get the absolutely pedestrian melodyless rocker that would be a waste of space as a B-side (Death or Glory), you get possibly the weakest Janick track since he hit his stride on TXF, and sounding like a rehash of past glories to boot (Shadows of the Valley), you get an okay ballad that nobody puts an album on for (Clown), you get the typical latter-day Davey-penned incoherent mess that doesn't hold a candle next to the homonymous Dickinson song (Sorrows) and then you get ... then you get Empire.
Bad piano, bad orchestration, pedestrian musical ideas, a lot of melodrama that I could pardon back then, around the time the man was battling cancer, but in hindsight, it really feels bloated, self-indulgent and "experimental" in exactly the wrong way. Sorry, I know many people love it, because of Bruce and because of the theme (and honestly, although I'm not a huge fan of the lyrics, I
do appreciate the topic), but this has all the charm and all the energy of Michael Jordan playing baseball. I mean, I'm happy they're happy, but if they really felt the need "to stretch their muscles", maybe penning it with the help of an outside writer and letting an actual pianist revise it couldn't have hurt.
I like Maiden's turn to moodier and longer songs since TXF, I really do and usually I'm a fan of bloated double albums, because spotty as they might often be, there is something to the band releasing everything it has, the good and the bad, giving you a lot of material to chew on and a journey of sorts (for example, I feel certain catharsis when Attitude and Fixxxer come on at the tail end of
Reload). So in general, I'd expect Maiden to be the perfect band to turn to double albums, but here I don't know, it would be much better as a single one.
Eternity
Speed of Light
TGU
TRATB (maybe cut down the whoahs a bit)
River (yes, I am probably the only person on this Earth who likes that track)
Clown
TBOS
Overall, you're aroud 50+ minutes for a single album, maybe throw in Shadows for the guitars if I'm feeling generous and you're something over an hour, which feels the proper amount for this material.
(EDIT: and release Empire as a special digital download EP by "Bruce Dickinson feat. the Iron Maiden", with someone elses's ghostwritten revisions, with the profits going to a cancer fund or something)
But it's really wild it's been ten years already.