Rant Thread
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Forostar
Ancient Mariner
Can you sing this to Running Free?
I'm out of beeeer yeah, I'm out of beer
I'm out of beeeer yeah, I'm out of beer
I'm going out yeah, I'm going out
I'm going out yeah, I'm going out
[and that's the way it's gonna be, YEAAH]
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CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
No problem. I could see you were confused too, as that rant was really tame.
Collin
Chasing Ponce De Leon's Phantoms
Start making flame throwers (they’re actually roofing torches) and selling them at a ridiculous price.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
Set yourself a challenge, something difficult that will help engage the mind & release you from the shackles of boredom...
Find something that Perun finds funny, for example.
I told parts of the story before, but can't be bothered looking up my old posts.
There was this guy in class at uni, I'll call him Austin (for meme reasons). Austin always annoyed me, because, as we studied politics, he always had stupid views on everything, and by stupid, I mean nationalistic and homophobic and racist etc. I heard it all in classes we had together. He was also Montenegrian, and always complained about being treated as a foreigner here, which he really was. Austin was elected student representative. I never cared about that stuff and never voted, but I should've voted against him. Austin added everyone from uni on FB. Austin sent me a friend request. I opened Austin's FB profile, because I didn't know him by name and I don't accept friend requests from strangers. Austin was arguing with a fellow (gay) student about the gay parade and was insulting him. Later on he was talking shit about Croatians, old people, animals etc. All bad stuff. I find a post where he says something like "I'd dance on the grave of whoever brought biology to uni". The only subject that has anything close to biology is my dad's, and it's not really biology. So I'm not really a snitch, but the dude is a class A dickhead, so I send it to my dad. He tells me he'll eventually show up at his exam. Nice
Anyway, dad didn't fail him as he's not as vengeful as I am. Even gave him 8/10. But he did tell him afterwards that he saw the FB post and that it was not a nice thing to say. Then Austin apologizes publicly on FB. Few weeks later he posts stuff like "People are jealous of me and my success", "People snitching" and random stuff like that.
Today he showed up at my class at masters' course. Fuck's sake. He didn't fucking show up on any lists of people who applied. Fucker applied last year, didn't show up at all and is taking classes all over again.
Anyway, I'm talking with my new class friends after class was over and eventually there's three of us left. Female friend, Austin and me. Female friend who knows me from before asks me something and I mention my dad, the professor. And Austin's like, your dad is a professor? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, who is it? And I tell him.
"Oh he's a great guy, tremendous guy, everyone knows it. I did fuck up something years ago, but we worked it out luckily, he was great about it. Great guy really."
I ask him what happened. He tells me about the FB post. I'm like "oh that was you? yeah, I heard something about that, but didn't know the name".
And he's like yeah, and then tells me everything I already knew. And then goes "People were jealous because I was elected student representative and got paid. And because of my right wing opinions. And there was this group who was conspiring against me, so they did this, but I was still elected and they weren't hehehehe"
At this point I'm holding back both laughs and tears, but luckily we part ways afterwards and then I laughed all the way home. I'm still laughing while typing this.
4 years later and he's still salty about one screenshot that didn't alter his grade or anything. Stupid idiot. I'm not sure if he'll now suspect it was me, but I'll definitely not confess either way.
There was this guy in class at uni, I'll call him Austin (for meme reasons). Austin always annoyed me, because, as we studied politics, he always had stupid views on everything, and by stupid, I mean nationalistic and homophobic and racist etc. I heard it all in classes we had together. He was also Montenegrian, and always complained about being treated as a foreigner here, which he really was. Austin was elected student representative. I never cared about that stuff and never voted, but I should've voted against him. Austin added everyone from uni on FB. Austin sent me a friend request. I opened Austin's FB profile, because I didn't know him by name and I don't accept friend requests from strangers. Austin was arguing with a fellow (gay) student about the gay parade and was insulting him. Later on he was talking shit about Croatians, old people, animals etc. All bad stuff. I find a post where he says something like "I'd dance on the grave of whoever brought biology to uni". The only subject that has anything close to biology is my dad's, and it's not really biology. So I'm not really a snitch, but the dude is a class A dickhead, so I send it to my dad. He tells me he'll eventually show up at his exam. Nice
Anyway, dad didn't fail him as he's not as vengeful as I am. Even gave him 8/10. But he did tell him afterwards that he saw the FB post and that it was not a nice thing to say. Then Austin apologizes publicly on FB. Few weeks later he posts stuff like "People are jealous of me and my success", "People snitching" and random stuff like that.Today he showed up at my class at masters' course. Fuck's sake. He didn't fucking show up on any lists of people who applied. Fucker applied last year, didn't show up at all and is taking classes all over again.
Anyway, I'm talking with my new class friends after class was over and eventually there's three of us left. Female friend, Austin and me. Female friend who knows me from before asks me something and I mention my dad, the professor. And Austin's like, your dad is a professor? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, who is it? And I tell him.
"Oh he's a great guy, tremendous guy, everyone knows it. I did fuck up something years ago, but we worked it out luckily, he was great about it. Great guy really."
I ask him what happened. He tells me about the FB post. I'm like "oh that was you? yeah, I heard something about that, but didn't know the name".
And he's like yeah, and then tells me everything I already knew. And then goes "People were jealous because I was elected student representative and got paid. And because of my right wing opinions. And there was this group who was conspiring against me, so they did this, but I was still elected and they weren't hehehehe"
At this point I'm holding back both laughs and tears, but luckily we part ways afterwards and then I laughed all the way home. I'm still laughing while typing this.
4 years later and he's still salty about one screenshot that didn't alter his grade or anything. Stupid idiot. I'm not sure if he'll now suspect it was me, but I'll definitely not confess either way.
He's not a Maiden fan, is he?
Lol no.
Aww, They're Just Too Damn Liberall, All Of Them!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
This "Austin" sounds like a true class A wanker.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
I'm on an overcrowded train to London (standing in the aisle AGAIN) because there's half the usual number of carriages AGAIN and the train I'd originally planned on taking is late AGAIN so I got the earlier one which ended up leaving at the time the train I was supposed to take was due to leave. Sad and weak performance.
What are you taking at university again?
Saapanael
Ancient Mariner
Audiovisual Media, which is mainly film and television.
You can take that anywhere.
You're sounding increasingly like someone born and brought up in the South East.
giratina
Educated Fool
One Eye sees in two dimensions, 2 eyes can see in 3D.