
Mine are:
Raving arab
&
He hangs king
My wife = HEY! JAM ENVIABLY FRAGRANT HEN
I always knew she was a hot chic. I just never realized she already turned into a hen.
Luke Skywalker = WEAKLY SKULKER
... and the best of all -- fun with politicians
William Clinton = AN ILL CLOWN: I'M IT
William Jefferson Bill Clinton = MAN OBJECTION ILL WILL SNIFFLER
Stephen Joseph Harper = SHH! PEST OR HAPPEN JEER
Paul Edgar Martin = RAMPAGED IN ULTRA
Jean Chretien = AN ETHNIC JEER
Dwight Eisenhower = THE WEIRDO WHINGES
Thomas Jefferson = JAM OF HONEST SERF
Lyndon Baines Johnson = NO NINNY, SO HANDLES JOB
Sarah Louise Palin = LUSH PARANOIA LIES
and my personal favourites
Richard Milhous Nixon = NO! I SHUN HORRID CLIMAX
Dalton Mcguinty = DYNAMIC GLUTTON