One of the funniest stories I've heard in awhile

[Mosh]

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=157257 Apparently the flyer was fake, but this part made me laugh:

Criteria for new FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH bassist, according to the flyer:

* Hard rock/alternative metal look
* Your image MUST be compatible with the band (absolutely no exceptions!)
* Under 35 years of age (no exceptions)
* Athletic build
* Not over 6 feet tall
* Tattoos a plus
* Some vocal ability preferred (screams and harmonies)
* Five-string bass ability a plus (music is mostly played in
* Passport a MUST
* Non-smokers preferred
* No alcoholics/drug addicts
* Band is based in Las Vegas. Be willing to relocate or commute

 

[Jupz]

 

[Murder89]

Looks like they're looking for a bride.
Hmm...A bassist-bride?? That fits the picture as well. 

 

[Albie]

* Under 35 years of age (no exceptions)

Pfft. Rules me out. Nevermind, the commute would have killed me.

On that point, I believe they would not be able to state that criteria had that of been a UK based band.

 

[Perun]

Never heard of that band. Any good?

 

[Albie]

Neither had I, so I checked out a few of their videos on Youtube. Sort of remind me of Distrubed.

 

[Mosh]

Never heard of that band. Any good?

No. I have yet to find a good song by them. And they absolutely ruined Bad Company. I kind of like Disturbed though. Their last album was pretty bad though.