Do people really talk about Tool like that?
The entire theme of Lateralus is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cooler than a guy calling into the Art Bell Show and lying about how he saw aliens at Area 51. Tool doesn't even believe in aliens. They did this just to fuck with their fans. The entire premise of Tool and their music are beyond aliens.It’s fine, it’s solid, I appreciate it, but it’s not some enlightening brilliance incarnate among mortal gods among immortal plains. It’s just a recipe for weed brownies or something read in German. I think the outro to Lateralus is the only like really great interlude Tool track, but that’s just because I wish the album as a whole had more of that creepy, alien influence.
EDIT: Great narrator though.
Smarter? Maybe. Cooler? Nah. I want some spooky ass fudge-sounding garbled alien music to keep me up at night. If Tool can’t do it then I shall have to make it myself. Become one with the lizards, Collin.The entire theme of Lateralus is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cooler than a guy calling into the Art Bell Show and lying about how he saw aliens at Area 51. Tool doesn't even believe in aliens. They did this just to fuck with their fans. The entire premise of Tool and their music are beyond aliens.
Become one with the universe and the people around you. Fuck the Lizards. Spiral out, keep going!Smarter? Maybe. Cooler? Nah. I want some spooky ass fudge-sounding garbled alien music to keep me up at night. If Tool can’t do it then I shall have to make it myself. Become one with the lizards, Collin.