Metal is satanic

Of course Heavy Metal is satanic !

I´m sitting here in my bone throne, surrounded by 6 dripping death virgins, all them naked. I have an lamb (slained of course) in my feet and i´m holding the power bar, a superpowerful bar made of christian souls that can drains away all blood of someone. And of course I have 6 little devils that are playing Paschendale just behind me. They are loud and they are my slaves. After they finsihes their show I will lay with them in a sacred coffin made of rotten skin and we are goin to have wild sex to eternety. [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [!--emo&:bow:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/bowdown.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'bowdown.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-MigDaimon+May 25 2004, 07:39 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(MigDaimon @ May 25 2004, 07:39 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--] Of course Heavy Metal is satanic !

I´m sitting here in my bone throne, surrounded by 6 dripping death virgins, all them naked. I have an lamb (slained of course) in my feet and i´m holding the power bar, a superpowerful bar made of christian souls that can drains away all blood of someone. And of course I have 6 little devils that are playing Paschendale just behind me. They are loud and they are my slaves. After they finsihes their show I will lay with them in a sacred coffin made of rotten skin and we are goin to have wild sex to eternety. [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--]  [!--emo&:bow:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/bowdown.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'bowdown.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [/quote]
hey, good for you.
I only got my stupid room and random food that i find laying around.
 
I just got a great idea. Everyone who wants to annoy someone i realy hate, go to the forums at [a href=\'http://www.waroftheangels.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi\' target=\'_blank\']Some dumb christian site[/a] and keep posting stuff about satan. Trust me, its fun. [!--emo&:nana:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lambada.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lambada.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-PHLEG+May 27 2004, 06:11 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(PHLEG @ May 27 2004, 06:11 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--] I just got a great idea. Everyone who wants to annoy someone i realy hate, go to the forums at [a href=\'http://www.waroftheangels.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi\' target=\'_blank\']Some dumb christian site[/a] and keep posting stuff about satan. Trust me, its fun. [!--emo&:nana:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lambada.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lambada.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [/quote]
Beware, they may come to here and screw up the BB too... [!--emo&:huh:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/huh.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'huh.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-MigDaimon+May 28 2004, 04:24 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(MigDaimon @ May 28 2004, 04:24 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--] Beware, they may come to here and screw up the BB too... [!--emo&:huh:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/huh.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'huh.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [/quote]
Trust me, if they dont find out that you came from here, they cant come screw it up. And if they do, let them come here and annoy them some more. [!--emo&:lmao:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[!--QuoteBegin-The Ancient Mariner+May 6 2004, 07:23 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(The Ancient Mariner @ May 6 2004, 07:23 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--] Everyone knows metal is Satanic.  [a href=\'http://www.geocities.com/colanderhands/METAL.htm\' target=\'_blank\']The evidence is given here[/a]
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Signed the guest book. Now THAT was funny.
 
[!--QuoteBegin-PHLEG+May 24 2004, 06:12 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(PHLEG @ May 24 2004, 06:12 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]This topic gives me a great idea. Lets all get millions of huge amps, millions of guitars, take em to the nearest church, and play iron maiden songs all day long. [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
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LOL good idea

but on the subject i dont think metal is satanic (well at least .. not all of it) and that it is about how the government screws with us (Black Sabbath Any one....)
 
What? Aren't you all satansist? Thought this was the entire point of listening to Maiden. I'm not talking to you guys (and girls) anymore [!--emo&<_<--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/dry.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'dry.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
I have not stopped laughing hysterically for 5 minutes, my eyes were watering with laughter...espcially when i got the the Trash band pink floyd part!!! The post from a band called Morbid Angel summed it up in one with their post.
 
[!--QuoteBegin--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]I have not stopped laughing hysterically for 5 minutes, my eyes were watering with laughter...espcially when i got the the Trash band pink floyd part!!! The post from a band called Morbid Angel summed it up in one with their post.[/quote]

Ok that was my post, but for some reason i was logged out :S opps
 
OK, seems we have a big joke on our hands maybe??? Look at the email address, its a cjb.net. So i payed a visit to the website to which this guys email (reverenttimms@sischipshop.cjb.net) is linked...http://www.sischipshop.cjb.net

Seems to be a joke to me, and i first thought this when reverent timms spelt his title wrong! [!--emo&:P--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--] So has the joke been uncovered?
 
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