Loxodonta Bulgarica Magnus

FRANKLY MY MAGNUS, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

JUST ONE WORD: MAGNUS

SOYLENT GREEN IS MAGNUS
NOBODY PUTS MAGNUS IN A CORNER

THEY CALL ME MISTER MAGNUS

THE GREATEST TRICK MAGNUS EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD HE DIDN'T EXIST
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR MAGNUS

LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE MAGNUS

YOU HAD ME AT "MAGNUS"

I'M NOT MAGNUS, I'M JUST DRAWN THAT WAY
IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MAGNUS, ONLY... NOT

IF PAZUZU COMES FOR YOU, I WILL SPIT A MAGNUS

YOU CAN BE MY MAGNUS ANYTIME
WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER MAGNUSES (MAGNI? MAGNAE?)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A MAGNUS WHEN IT'S STRUCK BY LIGHTNING? THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE.

I LIKE NICE TITS. ALWAYS HAVE, HOW ABOUT MAGNUS?
SPARTANS? READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN MAGNUS

LET OFF SOME STEAM, MAGNUS

A MAGNUS MAY LOVE A FISH, SIGNORA, BUT WHERE WOULD THEY LIVE

ARE YOU A MAGNUS OR A MAGNUS-CUNT?
MUST BE WEIRD NOT HAVING ANYBODY CUM ON MAGNUS

MAGNUS! MAGNUS! I LOVE YOU! BUT WE ONLY HAVE FOURTEEN HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH

YOU SACK OF MAGNUS

JUST IN CASE WE GET KILLED, I GOT TO TELL YOU... YOU GOT THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN ON A MAGNUS

I DON'T LIKE MAGNUS. IT'S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING... AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE
ALRIGHT, MR MAGNUS, I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP
MAGNUS, THEY'RE TAKING THE CHILDREN, WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CHILDREN!

FORGET IT MAGNUS, IT'S CHINATOWN.

I COULDA BEEN A MAGNUS. I COULDA BEEN SOMEBODY INSTEAD OF A BUM, WHICH IS WHAT I AM.


If you kinda missed my point, this is a hearty Happy Birthday to you!!! :cheers:

May your magnanimity never falter!
 
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