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[Perun]

We should conspire to drink the Viking Bar empty.

 

[national acrobat]

Mate, we need to go there next time!

 

[Perun]

Indeed. I hope we'll be a big batch of people, too.

 

[Ariana]

Bummer. Poor Biorn.

 

[national acrobat]

Mead. Metal. Metalheads. What more can one ask for?

 

[Ariana]

Money.

 

[Perun]

You know what the main problem with the recent Star Wars films is? Nobody has a clue what the fuck is going on in them.

 

[Perun]

Plus, Hayden Christiansen is a lousy actor.

 

[Moon Child]

But because of those movies, there's this:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[Ariana]

Hayden Christiansen

Who?

 

[Perun]

Come to think of it, the only good thing about those movies is Natalie Portman.

 

[Moon Child]

Who?

Look it up!

 

[Perun]

Who?

My bad, he's spelled Christensen.

 

[Ariana]

Look it up!

No way! That's far too much effort to make for a lousy actor.

 

[Perun]

He's the crybaby who plays Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.

 

[Moon Child]

No way! That's far too much effort to make for a lousy actor.

Lazy bum!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Skål!

 

[Ariana]

He's the crybaby who plays Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.

Thanks.

Lazy bum!

Thanks.

 

[Moon Child]

You're welcome.

 

[Perun]

Very welcome indeed.