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'Tis true that Tears Are Falling, but it's only because I have a Parasite which causes Sweet Pain. I got it from a Hard Luck Woman named Shandi (or was it Beth?) after She went to the Ladies' Room. Feels like I've had it Forever, or at least for 100,000 Years. It makes my Love Gun feel Hotter Than Hell - maybe I should call the Firehouse.
 
Maybe you can have Lita Ford be your running mate...

I'm just drinking coffee and watching the rain out the window... what a great day for the start of the (American) Football season!
 
Uhhhhh, I'm kind of apprehensive about the way she may look now-a-days.

Hell yes, Football season is here and the Redskins are playing tonight! .... Unfortunately, they will lose more than likely.
 
I dig the thot on Lita... Hm, who else could you use...?  Well, you have plenty of time to think about that!

Yeah, the 'Skins will be ok this year, but with Taylor injured, I dunno... The Giants will be ok, but with their D retired, moved, or hurt, they won't be as good as last year.  Mite be a good game!  I have a couple of Paulaners chilling in wait for the game.

(Sunday, I get to see the Chiefs lose badly  :()
 
Miley Cyrus would be a good choice at that time.......  :halo:

Yeah, the Chiefs..... sorry, there's just no hope for them for the next few years I'm afraid.
 
Ah, the Hannah Montana VP, wow!  You will def get all the little girls out to vote for you!  And her dad can always fix your Achey Breaky Polls... :innocent:

You are correct; Tony Gonzalez may never win a playoff game, which is a shame for him.  I'm thinking next year, or the one after will be better, but the Chargers are still too good... and the Colts, the Pats, the Steel... you catch my drift.

So, Jets:  Collapse or Success?
 
Yeah, thats my call.  They are gonna be 7-9 at best this year.  Just cause they can beat up on the Dolphins (and maybe the Bills).

For the AFC, I'm saying the playoffs will have:

Colts, Pats, Chargers, Steelers, Jags, Bengals

NFC:  Boys, Pack, Seahawks, Saints, Tampa, Giants  (tho, the East is a tough call this year, the west is horrible, the north is Pack and Vikes only)

Superbowl:  Cowboys & Colts  (I'm thinking that the colts mite be healthy by then-- and I keep going back and forth from the Jags to the Colts)
 
The Cowboys will not go to the SuperBowl. Jessica Simpson will assure that.

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That was a nice go-up!

So who does that leave?  Saints?  I don't buy any one from the NFC North... or the West... The Saints?  The Eagles?  No way NY repeats...(oh, if you are a Skins fan, you hate the Cowboys, rite?)
 
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