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Ok, maybe I should have said that: "any recreational activity, other than motorsports, would be good"

Of course, now I'm wondering how it would be to go snow skiing while drinking...hhmmmm.
 
Of course it is. The spiders that crawl around in my brain connecting my neurons with their silky threads think so too.
 
So you must follow the teachings of the great silken thread of madness-- I understand that follows an eight step program to enlightenment (good thing you don't follow the centipede madness salvation).
 
I tried that but only got to step 4. Spiders are much more loyal and they tend not to tickle as much having only 8 legs and all.......
 
Sure, that makes sense.  I'm more lazy, and I follow the "Three Toed Sloth Slowly Transpiring Path to Salvation Though Madness".

Hell, I can just show up once a month, and we are on the same page...
 
Yes, that does seem to be a tempting path to salvation, problem for me being that they are the key ingredient in my beloved mother's famous meatloaf.
 
Well, following the path to madness through christianity, it wouldn't be that big of a deal to 'eat' the almighty leading you down that path... so you have meatloaf on thursdays instead of wine and wafers on sunday.
 
Good point! Besides, taking multiple paths only increases the likelihood of finally reaching Nirvana. I'm going to give Tom Cruise a buzz too.
 
Sure, that makes sense, cause there may not be anything that fits madness better than Scientology!  ( just watched that South Park ep again)

And, I'm all about finding Nirvana-- I think we all would like to smell like teen spirit!
 
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