Bach doesn't suck. Bach doesn't do anything these days. Bach has been dead for centuries. He's no longer composing; he's decomposing.
His music, however, is a different matter. His music does suck.
His music, however, is a different matter. His music does suck.




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Duh! I've only seen Monty Python: Search For the Holy Grail