Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

Wasted CLV said:
Funny you mention that

It's the first thing someone should think of -I didn't grow with my mother, and I don't know what is like
but knowing me, it would have had a bad effect to me

Women are such a victims sometimes  :mad: I knew someone who was a really good mother
but so naive with men, so she one brought someone who touched her son

When the eldest sister claimed this in the table shouting at her mother,
the result was -of course- her mother couldn't believe it, so his daughter left the house
 
I try to pay really close attention to my kids, and make them aware that they can tell me anything and I'll both believe them and won't be mad... I want to know what is going on...  They all seem pretty cool with it all.
 
Nush, you train people suck.

Cruise ships are fun, Wasted. Think of all the hot women you'll meet.  Or better - still-attractive divorcees in their early 40s, looking for someone to while away their time and money with.  TV has taught me that cruises are full of them.
 
Yeah, I could write my own book of penthouse forums!!!!

He has a bro-in-law that works on the one outta FL... it is super tempting!!
 
That is the real thing that is holding me back.... I would have to see what the schedule is like: if I was on the boat for a month or so and off the boat for a month or so, I could prob make it work... but if I'm on for a long while, and off rarely, I couldn't do that.  I think right now, its just a pipe dream.  But fun to think about!!!
 
It sounds like we have an all around solution here then Wasted. You get a new job so can can drop getting fornicated in the butt by your current one. The job is in Florida (somewhere near Ft. Lauderdale I'm sure) so you will be in town and not have to worry about traveling to the concert. Hot women everywhere. Sun tans and no more snow. Pull the F'n trigger!  :D

Hi LC! You not talking to me anymore since I changed my name?
 
Ok, sounds like a deal!!

Now, just gotta rent my house out, find a place for the dogs, shoot the cat, load up the F150, and head south!!
 
Plesiosaur said:
Hi LC! You not talking to me anymore since I changed my name?

Sorry, I'm a young-earth creationist and I believe you are nothing more than a trick by Satan to make people believe in Darwinism.
 
Okay.  TWO madness posts pretending to be a fundie...

OKAYchristiansareprettyfuckingstupidthebiblehasbeenconclusivelydisprovenviahistoricalscientificandanthropologicalmethodstheirgodisjustafantasythattheywillinglyimmersethemselvesinforthesolepurposeofdelusionandithoughtthatbeforericharddawkinswasabigthingsodontaccusemeofjustbeingtrendyeithergoddamnit!
 
ha ha ha!!!  I really lol-ed at that!!

What a bunch of nuts!  

FYI, my creationist ex-boss told me that dinosaurs were explained in the bible in the book of Job, so that's why we can believe in them.... tho, evolution was just made up by a scientist that found a jaw bone in one spot and a skull in another spot and just said they all belong together.
LC, I bet you died a little inside, when pretending to be a fundie.  :lol:
 
Back
Top