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So are we talking about a drunken Viking?

And the real question is: can a pretzel maker be a Viking?  If so, what a mean bastard that would be-- a drunken pretzel maker Viking. That would kick a Ninja's ass, a drunken pirate, a female pirate, and, possibly, a Obama/Edwards ticket.
 
wasted155 said:
So are we talking about a drunken Viking?

And the real question is: can a pretzel maker be a Viking?  If so, what a mean bastard that would be-- a drunken pretzel maker Viking. That would kick a Ninja's ass, a drunken pirate, a female pirate, and, possibly, a Obama/Edwards ticket.
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That reminds me.  Time to update the Candidates thread.
 
Deano said:
Yes indeed! What did you think of the race? Damn tire. Denny had it FOR SURE.
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I would happily have watched Denny take first if Jr. was second... instead of the @#%@!&^* #*&^^% Kyle Bush crash that took place.  My mom even wanted to see somebody take out Bush!!
 
Me too, man!

She knows little to nothing about racing, but since I like it, she will pay attention some times. 

(did you notice we took up the banner on your 'ninja vs pirate')
 
Dude, your new avatar freaks ME out. I'll have to start sleeping with your teddy bear again.  :lol:

I would happily have watched Denny take first if Jr. was second... instead of the @#%@!&^* #*&^^% Kyle Bush crash that took place.  My mom even wanted to see somebody take out Bush!!
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That was crap. I think Bush would have got him before the finish line anyway. That WAS intentional, I don't care how they try and spin it.
 
OH, hell yes it was!  I am sure that he was thinking 'thats my old ride, I'm taking him out'.  what a dirt bag he is.
 
Yeah, I heard a comment or two about both of his Labonte take outs at Bristol.  It is very true.

Honestly, he probably has a lot of traits like Big E... doesn't give a shit about anyone or what they think, would wreck his on mother (or brother) to win a race.  And can drive the wheels off his stuff.  But Big E was real hero behind the scenes, and I just dunno about Kyle. 
 
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I can't stand the guy either, he would look more at home in a dunk tank at the fair. The real travesty is Denny's tire; he would've had every lap of that race..... minus 1 of course.
 
wasted155 said:
(did you notice we took up the banner on your 'ninja vs pirate')
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Actually no. What is this you speak of?

Deano said:
Dude, your new avatar freaks ME out. I'll have to start sleeping with your teddy bear again.  :lol:
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Quit defiling my teddy!!! you're not the one that has to put ointment on its inflamed anus... or maybe you are, but that's lube, not ointment.. ah you know, I'll shut up now.
 
Quit defiling my teddy!!! you're not the one that has to put ointment on its inflamed anus... or maybe you are, but that's lube, not ointment.. ah you know, I'll shut up now.
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Actually it's strawberry frosting.... and the inflammation comes from the Atomic Fireballs I sometimes put in there. She told me she went to the doc and got some penicillin, then the real fun began, she says, "Deano, I have some leftover ointment in my anus from Onhell. I say, "Oinkment?" and she's like, "No, ointment! Neosporin to be exact." So I'm saying, "Yeah baby, lets get to it, I just did up some pancakes to eat off of your......
 
Deano said:
Bleh.... this is truly the worst U.S. presidential race I've ever witnessed.
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Were you dead in 2000?

But seriously.  Hrm.  This race is, internationally, one of the most peculiar of them all.  I am finding it incredibly fascinating to watch.
 
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