Tell ye what, I submitted that request for a name change about 1yr ago. Maybe 2. Totally forgot about it.
Let us begin at the beginning....
Im not a big Internet guy. Or I wasn't at all savvy, back then when i started my profile here. I started my profile on here to say somethin about somethin. It was no doubt a sage and wonderful comment but I didn't have a clue about names or Online Things. I thought "why wouldn't I use my own name?" Then after a week I realised that I was one of the very few cats on here that used their real name. I thought, "hold on a fuckin minute, there must be a reason why these cats use made up names." But I left it. Didn't give too many fucks, really.
Then one day, 2yrs or so ago me and a friend decided to drink whatever we could find in her house.
After a divine libation we were left with only vodka and Grand Mariner. In the search for a mixer I opened her cupboard (not a euphemism) and found several cartons cat milk.
I slowly turned to her and waggled a carton of Cat Milk in her general direction with a raised eyebrow (embellishment, I can only raise both together, not one at a time).
"What say you?" said I.
Well, she just looked at me and rolled them big ole blue eyes and said "I'll do anything for you cos you're a Rocker."
And so was born the Cat Milk Supreme. And it was good. Vodka, Grand Mariner and Cat Milk.
I shall forever remember the look on her face, replicated on my own fo sho, a big wide eyed look of surprise and joy as we first felt the wonderful Milk lap against our tongues.
We were being silly. And it worked, by the gods it worked.
And I'm not ashamed to admit that initially I thought it was milk from cats, not milk for cats. I still didn't bat an eyelid as I poured it into the glass. How she laughed at that.
Anyway, she told me a tale of Internet Stalker Fun so I decided that I'd be better to not have my real name on things so I submitted a name change request. Maybe 2 yrs ago. Not sure how long ago but it was a while. Admin could probably say how long ago it was but given how long it took to process the name change I wouldn't hold my breath waitin for an answer.
I'll say one thing for admin, they aren't good but they're slow.
Who wants a drink?
Happy Birthday 
