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[Black Wizard]

Big white balls frighten me.

I love big black balls.

 

[Diesel 11]

The 1st March is a pretty big day for fans of Saboteurs.

Right, right, totally slipped my mind! Also remembered that really obscure holiday 1 March. Y'know, that one that might not have even existed? Was great.

 

[Black Wizard]

1st March is St. David's Day.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

1st March is St. David's Day.

Saboteurs, man! You've probably seen them at one of the many festivals you attended.

 

[Diesel 11]

1st March is St. David's Day.

Actually, move that to the 4th of March, because that's my actual birthday.

Spoiler

Real name is David.

 

[Lampwick 43]

1st March is St. David's Day.

St. David Murray?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Right, right, totally slipped my mind! Also remembered that really obscure holiday 1 March. Y'know, that one that might not have even existed? Was great.

Yeh, but you said "might have existed"! That's plainly nonsense. And it wasn't just great!

It's brilliant.

 

[Diesel 11]

Yeh, but you said "might have existed"! And it wasn't just great! It's brilliant.

I said nothing of the sort. I said "might not have existed". Very fine line.

 

[Black Wizard]

Saboteurs, man! You've probably seen them at one of the many festivals you attended.

Six times in total.

St. David Murray?

It could be Sir David Murray. Cried is a big fan of his.

 

[Diesel 11]

Yeh, but you said "might have existed"! That's plainly nonsense. And it wasn't just great!

It's brilliant.

Agreed that it's magnificent though.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It could be Sir David Murray. Cried is a big fan of his.

Now now, let's not get all cheeky.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

A cat keeps shitting on my lawn.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

At one point the little bastard(s) crapped on it three days running.

 

[Black Wizard]

But do you think that Steve would be surprised by this?

 

[Diesel 11]

Holy flippin' Jesus, there are a shitload of David Murrays out there.

 

[Brigantium]

Make every post from now on till post 100000 about Perun.

Make Perun great again?

 

[Diesel 11]

A cat keeps shitting on my lawn.

You get a holy flippin' Jesus too.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Holy flippin' Jesus, there are a shitload of David Murrays out there.

At least three that I know of.

 

[Black Wizard]

There's a saxophone guy:

 

[Brigantium]

At one point the little bastard(s) crapped on it three days running.

Territory battle. It's asserting its dominance by refusing to cover or hide its faeces. Maybe you stink like a feral tom and the local rivals are sending a warning.