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[Diesel 11]

Unexpected is getting pregnant in a pool of ice tea whilst eating a slice of chocolate cake and listening to Seventh Son of a Seventh Son and Reign In Blood at the same time.

...or is that too commonplace too?

 

[Black Wizard]

I have just about done nothing other than sweat for the last two days.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Too hot for the Scot.

 

[Brigantium]

It was probably the Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects that.

 

[Black Wizard]

Jay Z has changed the spelling of his "name" to JAY-Z. Yeah...."changed"...

 

[chadthedrummer7]

No, you are number six.

I am not a number, i am a FREE MAN!

 

[The Flash]

Jay Z has changed the spelling of his "name" to JAY-Z. Yeah...."changed"...

Didn't even realize he had ever dropped the hyphen.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I am not a number, i am a FREE MAN!

 

[Brigantium]

This cinema doesn't have very good air con. I should have worn the Wonder Woman outfit after all.

 

[Black Wizard]

I saw Wonder Woman on Sunday, mainly because I quite liked the idea of sitting in a dark, air conditioned room for two hours where I didn't have to talk to anyone. It was great. So much nicer than the awful heat outside.

 

[LooseCannon]

This cinema doesn't have very good air con. I should have worn the Wonder Woman outfit after all.

You have a Wonder Woman outfit?

 

[Ariana]

I saw Wonder Woman on Sunday, mainly because I quite liked the idea of sitting in a dark, air conditioned room for two hours where I didn't have to talk to anyone.

Hermit! Misanthrope!

 

[Black Wizard]

Huh?

 

[Ariana]

You don't like talking to people, apparently.

 

[Brigantium]

You have a Wonder Woman outfit?

It's the BF's.

 

[LooseCannon]

It's the BF's.

He'd look good in it.

 

[Brigantium]

I'm in The Infant Hercules and slightly tipsy. If I have another drink I'm going to make use of the guitar and amp they provide for customers. It's a Strat.

 

[LooseCannon]

I'm in The Infant Hercules and slightly tipsy. If I have another drink I'm going to make use of the guitar and amp they provide for customers. It's a Strat.

Doooo it! Dooooooo itttt!!!

 

[Srogyy]

Damn, I failed my German exam today. Retake in September. Now I can't kick back and fully enjoy my last summer break ever (I know, I know - first world problems...). It's kind of an OCD thing - having studying in the back of my head is gonna drive me crazy. What makes me mad is that it's a waste of my time. I mean absolutely no offence to the language and people who study it (or our favourite native speaker here!) but in my case it's a totally unnecessary obligatory course led by a teacher who takes her job way too seriously. Geez, I wanted to get it over with so bad...

Well. I guess it's an opportunity to work on my much needed positivity...

 

[LooseCannon]

unnecessary obligatory course led by a teacher who takes her job way too seriously.

The most German thing in the German class.