Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
I didn't go in. I was too scared that they wouldn't let me leave afterwards in case I fitted their profile.
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Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I wonder if it's my age or just bad luck, but now I've picked up injuries the last two times I have played football ... two weeks ago I pulled a muscle in my chest, causing every cough to be painful and every sneeze to be very painful. Today I picked up a "dead leg" and will probably be out for another week ...
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Are you Michael Owen?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
No, I'm not, but I'm beginning to wonder if we're somehow related.
Maybe you should put the dead leg down??
Sorry....
Hope you feel better soon!
Sorry....
Hope you feel better soon!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Maybe you should put the dead leg down??
Sorry....
Hope you feel better soon!
Very funny.
And thanks. I've heard cooling and rest are good for that type of injuries, so I'll sit down in the couch with a cold beer and maybe also use the beer can to cool down the leg a little
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Time to hang up the boots old man! 
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
But make sure you die with them on! Hope you feel better soon!
Hope you feel better soon!
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Time to hang up the boots old man!
Yeh, why don't you just die already Wingman!But make sure you die with them on!
I just said he was getting on a bit, but you took that too far Travis!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Yeah, we're apparently worth nothing when we're past 30 ... 
Crimson Idol
Caveman
Yeah, we're apparently worth nothing when we're past 30 ...
Oh dear, I'd better start finding someone to leave stuff to then!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Get on with it!
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Not nothing Wingman; just half as much, or something like that. Now when you get really old, then you'll be really worthless!Yeah, we're apparently worth nothing when we're past 30 ...
Unless of course your first name is Adrian, & your last name Smith...
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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... in which case you're worth a bit more, but still less than a Dave Murray.
Holy H. Just came back from the best concert I've ever seen. The only question now is: how will anything ever top this?
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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What band did you see?
THE IRON MAIDEN
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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No need to shout, I was only asking...
I HAD TO