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And all this from punching my keyboard. :P
 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering"

"Gee Brain, I think so, but where are we going to find a pair of chaps in our size?"
 
Re: The Last Word

Raven said:
ARGH! I had the Last Word for over a week without realising it, and you have to steal it!

You! You!!!!!!!!! <_<
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Sorry, sorry... I'll try not to steal the last word, ever again...
 
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Your Black Dragon is so scary and frightening.  LOLZ.  The slow waddling gait, the pointy claws...]











[I'm drunk right now in case you're wondering what the $%$)%*)$ is going on]
 
Re: The Last Word

Genghis Khan said:
[I'm drunk right now in case you're wondering what the $%$)%*)$ is going on]
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You'll wake up in the morning and wonder what the hell you posted and if anything made sense - I've been there before. :D
 
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Albie said:
You'll wake up in the morning and wonder what the hell you posted and if anything made sense - I've been there before. :D
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But this is the Madness forum, so any level of inebriation goes unnoticed... :bigsmile:
 
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Albie said:
Madness?  This is SPARTA!

Just thought I'd get that one in before Onhell or NA. ;)
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Well, I won't be getting to see 300 this week, but I'm off school early on Thursday, so I may go then.  Don't tell me what happens!  I bet they all survive in the end - these good guys never die (except for the obligatory extras and 2nd/3rd in command...they're always screwed! :innocent:)... :lol:
 
Metal is for plebeians who wear dumb shirts that say CANNIBAL CORPSE FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW or THRASH TIL DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS or HEVY FUKING METAL FUKING OWNZ U or something stupid to try and be offensive and br00tl, or CHEK IT OUT GUYZ I GOT CRED I GOT A OBSCURE SHRT FROM BRUTL ANAL DETH RAPES FIRST TURE IN 1426 GUY ITZ WIKED SIK!!!11 Wow, I'm impressed that you walk around with a shirt that has a decapitated corpse on it or something. That really makes you look intelligent.

Then they bitch about "conformity", and every single one of them has a denim or leather jacket on, with a black band shirt and jeans.

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Metal frontmen usually piss me off too, because they're often like OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS ITZ TIME TA GET DIS FUKIN PIT GOIN GUYZ U MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP NOW LETZ FUKIN GO THIS NEXT FUCKIN SONG IS FUCKIN CALLED ANALLY FUCKED WITH A CHEESEGRATER MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GO, or something equally stupid.

Also, I've noticed that far and away the biggest assholes at a metalshow always have short hair and ballcaps on. Anyone else notice that?

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Black Dragon said:
Metal is for plebeians who wear dumb shirts that say CANNIBAL CORPSE FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW or THRASH TIL DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS or HEVY FUKING METAL FUKING OWNZ U or something stupid to try and be offensive and br00tl, or CHEK IT OUT GUYZ I GOT CRED I GOT A OBSCURE SHRT FROM BRUTL ANAL DETH RAPES FIRST TURE IN 1426 GUY ITZ WIKED SIK!!!11 Wow, I'm impressed that you walk around with a shirt that has a decapitated corpse on it or something. That really makes you look intelligent.
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Like I've said; if you can't get laid, what better way to advertise the fact than singing about fucking corpses (Slayer excepted, as Necrophiliac was just a bit of a lark, and it was backed up with killer riffs, so that's okay :P)

Black Dragon said:
Then they bitch about "conformity", and every single one of them has a denim or leather jacket on, with a black band shirt and jeans.
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Because, as we all know, metalheads are the only group of people allowed to feel victimised, regardless of the abuse they hurl at other genres of music or people they don't like in general.  I'm not saying you can't throw a bit of fun at other bands/genres/whatever, but don't act all defensive when someone doesn't like your favourite band, okay?  The worst people for this are prog heads.  'Course, it doesn't help that the average prog head is the most pretentious idiot around, not just musically.

Black Dragon said:
Metal frontmen usually piss me off too, because they're often like OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS ITZ TIME TA GET DIS FUKIN PIT GOIN GUYZ U MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP NOW LETZ FUKIN GO THIS NEXT FUCKIN SONG IS FUCKIN CALLED ANALLY FUCKED WITH A CHEESEGRATER MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GO, or something equally stupid.
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Now, why does that capslock bit remind me of a cross between Lamb of God and Trivium?  Of course, if it was Trivium, the next song would be called 'A Variation on the theme of Master of Puppets in the key of Megadeth (With extra Kreator/In Flames intro riff)'.

Black Dragon said:
Also, I've noticed that far and away the biggest assholes at a metalshow always have short hair and ballcaps on. Anyone else notice that?
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Are you sure you haven't wondered into a moke (Chav for you non-Irish) club by mistake? :innocent:
 
I think the real question is, do you think these aimless rants are doing anything to help you deal with your anger issues, blackie? :D
 
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