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Genghis Khan
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Once upon a time, a small but...
Once upon a time, a small but quick...
Re: The Last Word
It was about noon, as we entered the painted desert, that the drugs began to take hold.
It was about noon, as we entered the painted desert, that the drugs began to take hold.
SneakySneaky
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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the...
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous...
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Anonymous
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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale...
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering...
Edit by SMX ... at this point, the following conversation took place in the chatroom...
<SinisterMinisterX> What?!?!?!??!?
<SinisterMinisterX> A dangerous whale shivering?
<SinisterMinisterX> How the fuck does a duck duck under a whale, Perun?
<Perun> That's not my problem, is it?
<SinisterMinisterX> What, is the whale flying a few inches above the ground???
<Perun> It could be attatched to the ceiling with a few ropes or something
<SinisterMinisterX> That would suggest it has been caught. And is therefore dead.
<SinisterMinisterX> So the interrogation turns to Shadow...
<SinisterMinisterX> How does a dead whale shiver, Shadow?
<Perun> Well, I only wrote "whale". It didn't make any mention of it being alive or dead
<SinisterMinisterX> Neither of you make any sense.
Edit by SMX ... at this point, the following conversation took place in the chatroom...
<SinisterMinisterX> What?!?!?!??!?
<SinisterMinisterX> A dangerous whale shivering?
<SinisterMinisterX> How the fuck does a duck duck under a whale, Perun?
<Perun> That's not my problem, is it?
<SinisterMinisterX> What, is the whale flying a few inches above the ground???
<Perun> It could be attatched to the ceiling with a few ropes or something
<SinisterMinisterX> That would suggest it has been caught. And is therefore dead.
<SinisterMinisterX> So the interrogation turns to Shadow...
<SinisterMinisterX> How does a dead whale shiver, Shadow?
<Perun> Well, I only wrote "whale". It didn't make any mention of it being alive or dead
<SinisterMinisterX> Neither of you make any sense.
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Anonymous
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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with...
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation...
Edit ... the debate rages on in the chatroom...
<Shadow> How about this: a whale is making a leap above water, shivering, and the duck is ducking under it.
<Shadow> Perfectly possible.
<Black_Dragon> How about being chased by a giant mutant boar?
<Black_Dragon> Somewhere inside the bowels of endlessness?
<Perun> Interesting thought
<SinisterMinisterX> Somehow, that seems about right.
<Black_Dragon> Then of course, the monster amputates your penis and runs away chuckling.
<Perun> No, that goes too far
<SinisterMinisterX> It depends. Does the monster take the penis with him when he runs away?
<Black_Dragon> Well, he needs a toy, doesn't he?
<SinisterMinisterX> Ha! It was a trick question! No monster could have the strength to run while supporting the weight of my incomprehensibly large penis!
<Black_Dragon> Maybe your over-inflated e-penis, but what about the genuine article?
<Perun> It's not a monster.
<Perun> It's a giant mutated boar.
<SinisterMinisterX> Don't you know what century it is? Real penises are out of date. All that matters in the internet age is my over-inflated e-penis.
<Perun> 8---->
<SinisterMinisterX> Bah. That's no over-inflated e-penis.
<SinisterMinisterX> 8=============D
<SinisterMinisterX> That's what I'm talking about.
<Black_Dragon> Well, you still require a regular penis, don't you? How you urinate through your e-penis?
<Perun> 8===========D---------------X
<Perun> Like that.
Edit ... the debate rages on in the chatroom...
<Shadow> How about this: a whale is making a leap above water, shivering, and the duck is ducking under it.
<Shadow> Perfectly possible.
<Black_Dragon> How about being chased by a giant mutant boar?
<Black_Dragon> Somewhere inside the bowels of endlessness?
<Perun> Interesting thought
<SinisterMinisterX> Somehow, that seems about right.
<Black_Dragon> Then of course, the monster amputates your penis and runs away chuckling.
<Perun> No, that goes too far
<SinisterMinisterX> It depends. Does the monster take the penis with him when he runs away?
<Black_Dragon> Well, he needs a toy, doesn't he?
<SinisterMinisterX> Ha! It was a trick question! No monster could have the strength to run while supporting the weight of my incomprehensibly large penis!
<Black_Dragon> Maybe your over-inflated e-penis, but what about the genuine article?
<Perun> It's not a monster.
<Perun> It's a giant mutated boar.
<SinisterMinisterX> Don't you know what century it is? Real penises are out of date. All that matters in the internet age is my over-inflated e-penis.
<Perun> 8---->
<SinisterMinisterX> Bah. That's no over-inflated e-penis.
<SinisterMinisterX> 8=============D
<SinisterMinisterX> That's what I'm talking about.
<Black_Dragon> Well, you still require a regular penis, don't you? How you urinate through your e-penis?
<Perun> 8===========D---------------X
<Perun> Like that.
Re: The Last Word
Oh, calamity of calamities!
I have run out of salsa, but I still have half a bag of tortilla chips left!
Oh, calamity of calamities!
I have run out of salsa, but I still have half a bag of tortilla chips left!
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
Use guacamole, SMX... and I never made it to the painted desert. I was lost in the Lost Duchman Mts. looking for the elusive treasure and the only stash I found is the one I brought with me.
Yes, that's it! -- "Acclimatise". You know it has been extraordinarily warm for this time of year -- 10 degrees Celsius. It is hard to dr.. think with that degree of global warming.
Use guacamole, SMX... and I never made it to the painted desert. I was lost in the Lost Duchman Mts. looking for the elusive treasure and the only stash I found is the one I brought with me.
Raven said:Perhaps your body required some time to acclimatise to the New Year...
Yes, that's it! -- "Acclimatise". You know it has been extraordinarily warm for this time of year -- 10 degrees Celsius. It is hard to dr.. think with that degree of global warming.
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and...
This is better then Moby-Dick so far. Herman Melville would be so jealous.
Anomica
Trooper
Re: The Last Word
The thing to do when the weather is as warm as it is, is to drink very cold beverages - like lager (a Real Ale must never be chilled, of course), jinn'n'tonnicks etc. It's the need for equilibrium at work - cold outside => warm drinks, warm outside => cold drinks. Keeps status quo steady
The thing to do when the weather is as warm as it is, is to drink very cold beverages - like lager (a Real Ale must never be chilled, of course), jinn'n'tonnicks etc. It's the need for equilibrium at work - cold outside => warm drinks, warm outside => cold drinks. Keeps status quo steady