KISS To Team Up With HELLO KITTY?

Revelations85 said:
He's also receiving the key to Winnipeg.
My hometown. Very embarrassing. Interesting to note that there was a pretty big backlash against this in our fair (yeah, right) city. People couldn't believe that this clown was being honoured like this. It turns out that the whole thing was set up by Simmon's management as a publicity gig. Fucking loser.
 
Behold...

First-Ever KISS Cremation Urn Ready To Rock Funeral Industry

Eternal Image, Inc., a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, brand-name memorial products, today announced that the first of its official KISS cremation urns is now available for purchase.
"We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," said Donna Shatter, VP of operations for the company. "This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo — all displayed against a striking black metallic finish."
The Monument model KISS urn is eight inches tall. The company plans to release three additional urn models later this year.
kissurn.jpg
 
Night Prowler said:
Behold...

First-Ever KISS Cremation Urn Ready To Rock Funeral Industry

Eternal Image, Inc., a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, brand-name memorial products, today announced that the first of its official KISS cremation urns is now available for purchase.
"We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," said Donna Shatter, VP of operations for the company. "This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo — all displayed against a striking black metallic finish."
The Monument model KISS urn is eight inches tall. The company plans to release three additional urn models later this year.
kissurn.jpg

That is so off the mark it almost deserves a medal.
 
Y'know, if it was Frehley and Criss on there instead of the two imposters, this old undertaker would perhaps consider ordering this in for the selection room. Knowing that Simmons would be profiting off this prohibits me from doing so. Pisses me off what this band has become. The merchandising I have no problem with, but dressing anyone in Ace Frehley's stage gear and makeup then calling him the Spaceman is a sacrilege. Bite my ass, Gene.
 
taker64 said:
My hometown. Very embarrassing. Interesting to note that there was a pretty big backlash against this in our fair (yeah, right) city. People couldn't believe that this clown was being honoured like this. It turns out that the whole thing was set up by Simmon's management as a publicity gig. Fucking loser.
Your hometown as well? That's awesome!
 
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