I'm An Alcoholic! Are you?

Deano said:
...4 beers and not even a buzz? I can answer "yes" to at least a handfull of these questions and even I feel a buzz after 4. Get help!!  :lol:

How much alcohol a person can drink before feeling buzzed is not significantly related to alcoholism.
On the other hand, behavior resulting in a "handfull" [sic] of 'yes' answers is indicative of alcoholism.
Laugh about it if you want, but Onhell isn't the one who needs help.
 
I answered yes to one, maybe two of those.  But I don't feel much of a buzz after three or four beer.  In fact, I've never succeeded in getting completely smashed.
 
If I drink 2 mixed drinks, I feel a buzz. Through a straw it's faster  :lol: I drank about 6 Sex On the Beach when we were in San Francisco in 2002 and I was way smashed!  :lol:

I haven't drank that much since then
 
So you think you can drink? There's an easy way to separate the men from the boys...

THE 100-BEER WEEKEND

I've tried it 3 times, with 2 successes and 1 failure (I only reached 87).

The rules are simple: a "beer" refers to one container of said beverage, minimum volume 12 fl. oz. You have from 5 pm Friday to midnight at the end of Sunday - 55 hours to drink 100 beers.

Though beers purchased and consumed at a bar count, the money-conscious drinker will realize it's cheaper to buy 100 beers at the liquor store and shove them all in a big fridge beforehand. Also, my experience shows that attempting to leave your residence and go anywhere becomes difficult after the first few dozen beers.

Hint: get a big head start Friday night. Don't pass out for the night until you've got at least 50 beers under your belt. It makes Saturday and Sunday easier.


Some people feel the 100-beer weekend is too extreme. Perhaps it is. For those with only a couple of hours to spare, here's another one:

THE CENTURY CLUB

You'll need about 8 or 9 beers, a shot glass, a watch or clock with a second hand, and 100 minutes.

Drink one shot of beer exactly every 60 seconds, until you have reached 100 shots.

I've tried this twice and never reached 100. But then again, I did it as a drinking game with friends; I got into the 80s and was the last man standing both times.

Here's why it a killer: by putting small amounts of alcohol into your body at carefully timed intervals, you get drunker faster. And remember, it's more than it sounds like: 8 beers in under 2 hours. Most people can make it to around 50, and then the weaker drinkers start falling away.

You lose whenever you can't take the next shot on time for any reason. So you'll want to be near a lavatory, and time your runs to fulfill nature's call carefully. The tenacious competitor will even rehearse his bathroom runs in advance, to be sure he can conduct sufficient business in the time allotted.


Note that these activities can be considered "drinking games" in the same way that you could call the scaling of K2 "a small hike in the mountains". I've done these things, but then again I was an abso-fucking-lutely insane alcoholic. Try them if you want, but consider yourself warned. B)
 
Ahem.

I have completed a century once.  It was the second drunkest I have ever been. 
 
LooseCannon said:
I answered yes to one, maybe two of those.  But I don't feel much of a buzz after three or four beer.  In fact, I've never succeeded in getting completely smashed.

EVERYONE has a Tequila Story... I'm guessing you are yet to have yours :D
 
I yet to have mine, since I only drink on parties, and I never got drunk yet in my life. Regarding Onhell's questions posted,

1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?

Nope.

2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?

No.

3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?

No

4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?

Nope

5. Have you got into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?

Never

6. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?

Nah, since I socialize and I never get drunk anyway

7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?

Nope.

8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?

Drinking isn't related to anything personal for me.

9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?

Nope

10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time daily?

Nope

11. Do you want a drink the next morning?

Nope

12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?

I haven't noticed, I sleep well regardless

13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?

Nope, since it's only in parties and/or with family

14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?

No.

15. Do you drink to escape from worries or troubles?

I just drink when I feel and/or occasions

16. Do you drink alone?

Sometimes, sometimes not

17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?

Nope

18. Has your doctor ever treated you for drinking?

No.

19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?

Nope

20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?

Nope.
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
So you think you can drink? There's an easy way to separate the men from the boys...

THE 100-BEER WEEKEND

Sounds like we both need help.  :bigsmile: I've never attempted anything like these two drinking games you mentioned but I have done a keg-stand for 25 seconds before. That nearly killed me, I can't imagine playing these.
 
I just engaged in alcoholic-like behavoir, I got drunk during the "day". If you are curious about the quotation marks around "day", let me explain. I now work the night shift 11pm-9am to be exact, so to make my life so much easier I decided to become a creature of the night and even on my days off (which are only three anyway) stay up at night and sleep during the day. So Saturday I went to a party and I'm drinking at around 11pm.... MY 11 AM... never gotten drunk during the day before.... but from here on out it will be a common occurance hehehe.
 
Sounds like a solid concept, tell me your time zone and I'll drink together with you at your "11 AM".
 
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