If Maiden were a military/law enforcement unit

If Iron Maiden was a bank on the verge of collapse in this recession, would Steve Harris take up golf?
 
Dead Boss said:
If Iron Maiden were OS, would they be Linux or Windows?
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OS400. :P



If Iron Maiden were a pedigree dog, would I be able to find my TV remote?
 
If a train left LA heading northeast at 82mph, and another train left Berlin heading southwest at 91mph, would Iron Maiden be a bowl of petunias or a sperm whale?
 
:lol: How can I top that one? I'll give it a go.....


If Iron Maiden was the Mongolian PM on a state visit to Germany, would the price of bread go up in my local supermarket?
 
If Iron Maiden would perform the song Genghis Khan in Mongolia, would Genghis Khan himself resurrect and lead the Mongols to war with China, until the last man?

And would Perun, coincidently a witness, because he would travel over the Great Wall and would command a perfect view on the battlefield, swear, while gazing at the face of Khan with his binoculars, he'd recognize the face of the Prime Minister of Mongolia, who looked so angry at him in Berlin?
 
If Iron Maiden were birth control would they be 'pull and pray', a condom, the 'pill', a vasectomy, or a diaphragm? 
 
If Iron Maiden was a toothpick, would The Doctor stop the Slitheen family from taking over planet Earth?
 
If Iron Maiden were a 14pt red centered text on the second page in report about economical prosperity of eastern part of Antigua and Barbuda, would I drink 6 liters of Cola in five minutes?
 
Dead Boss said:
If Iron Maiden were a 14pt red centered text on the second page in report about economical prosperity of eastern part of Antigua and Barbuda, would I drink 6 liters of Cola in five minutes?
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Gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
 
If Iron Maiden would be the only companion of a forgotten wanderer, amidst the storms of the city, would Metallica be the sand of the desert?
 
If Iron Maiden were Tosars counterpart to Kirdirs eschatology, would I be able to sleep now?

Answer: Yes, I would. *sigh*
 
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