Deep underground Maiden club?

spidey99 said:
Ok Travis, show us on this Eddie doll, just where they tried to touch you, to get you to join. :huh: :huh: :huh:
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SinisterMinisterX said:
We already have a secret society here. The Holy Church of Adrian Smith.

We even have an opening in the leadership. Archbishop You Know Who has been excommunicated. We need a new Archbishop. Any volunteers?
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SinisterMinisterX said:
You Know Who was excommunicated for having too many Maiden tribute albums. This devotion to pale imitations instead of Adrian Smith himself is a cardinal sin.

The other "churches" are only pale imitations of the original. We're Dr Pepper, they're Mr. Pibb.
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Great stuff! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
That's outrageous. I like to think of it more as the Church of H is Cocoa cola, Church of 'Arry is Pepsi and the Church of Murray is RC...
 
The Church of Gers is Mountain Dew.  Cool, crisp, different, and a hint of citrus.

:blink: I thot the Church of H didn't take volunteers, you had to be chosen.
 
They're reverting to the good ol' days... you know, when the people, not the institution elected their church officials. You see, with the Excommunication of You know Who circa Y.H (year of H) 52 their was inner turmoil, struggle and intrigue within the walls of his most holy cathedral... the Madness Forum. With the movement losing steam and its leadership in jeopardy it has no choice but to start taking volunteers.
 
Ah, I had wondered how the hierarchy would face the changes.  I had thought that a while back Hunlord was brought into the fold of power. 
 
Onhell: purveyor of paranoid fantasies since 2004. :halo:

I see that Onhell gives his opinion of The Holy Church of Adrian Smith without noting that he is the leader of the imitation Harris "church". Do not believe the propaganda of heretics.

We're Happy Days, you're Joanie Loves Chachi.
 
Write an essay about this image:

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Disclaimer:

Before this gets people into trouble, it should be noted that the Church of H is a forum joke. It goes away for awhile, then comes back, then goes away. We do not worship Adrian Smith. Hell, SMX and I don't worship anything. Please remember to take any Church of H, 'Arry, or Murray discussions as they are: tongue-in-cheek jokes.

Adrian Smith chooses who Adrian Smith wants to choose to serve him.
 
@LC, AFAIK a lot of H Church members don't worship anything.
 
I am now an official member of the Church of H.  The guy on the street even said my packet should be in the mail soon.  :bigsmile:
 
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