CHEESEVIVÖR II Campaign 1: Unicorn Battalion, Battle 4: Silent Force vs Metalium

Which band is cheesier?

  • Silent Force

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    3
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Perun

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Campaign 1: Unicorn Battalion, Battle 4: Silent Force vs Metalium


Silent Force - Iron Hand

I tried long and hard to figure out what this song is supposed to be about and what it's trying to tell me. The best I could come up with is a guy trying to protect his loved one from an evil tyrant. But how does that make her feel like she's rotting?


Metalium - Metalians
This band got a lot of hate in the last match, but come on. This song is called Metalians. It's from an album called my Millennium Metal. By a band called Metalium. Who tell us they will be triumphant. Will they?
 

MrKnickerbocker

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The Silent Force chorus doesn't even sound like words, just wailing long syllables. It's amazing. Also, that grumbly part starting at 2:04 is pure, uncut golden cheese!

However, Metalium is truly terrible AND cheesy.

I'm torn between two cheeses!
 
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