CHEESEVIVÖR II Campaign 1: Unicorn Battalion, Battle 1: Metalium vs Crystal Eyes

Which band is cheesier?

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Campaign 1: Unicorn Battalion, Battle 1: Metalium vs Crystal Eyes

Metalium - Power of Time
To be honest, personally I really hate this band. But they're everywhere and they're cheesy as f'ck. So they have to be in this game. And I can always vote against them. Apparently they split up, but I kind of doubt we'll never hear anything from them anymore. Anyway, I don't think it's much of a loss, but I have the feeling that some here may see it differently.

Crystal Eyes - Hail the Fallen
Not only do Crystal Eyes have the most charming album cover of 2014, but they may also be the most obnoxiously German power metal band I have ever heard. And that's saying quite something given that they're from Sweden. Nevertheless, they have displayed some impressive stamina, dishing out a new album every other year in a run that eventually got them signed to the cesspool of cheese known as Massacre Records.
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Metalium are thoroughly awful. Crystal Eyes are a serious contender in this.
Crystal Eyes wins this one, and it's another knöck-öut.

But that falsetto during the verses (first example at 0:45). Yikes!
I like Metalium's singer in this other band:

Both bands are pretty bad, but Crystal Eyes is way worse and that goes for the vocalist too. So voting for Metalium.