CHEESEVIVÖR Campaign 3 (Quarter Finals) - Battle 2: Thor vs Majesty

[Perun]

For the prologue, see this link.

Vote for the poll option you want to win!

The winner of this battle will face the winner of battle 1 in Campaign 4 (Semi Finals).

Campaign 3 (Quarter Finals) - Battle 2: Thor vs Majesty

Thor. I'm still baffled by this video. It's like one of those horrible accidents where you're appalled but can't help looking anyway.

Majesty. Time for a cheese nuke. Sons of metal, join the battle!

 

[Brigantium]

'Metal' and 'battle' don't actually rhyme where I come from. Points go to Majesty. That Thor one isn't so much cheesy as fucking awful.

Should there ever be a terrible video survivor, though, (hint?) I'll vote for Thor in that.

 

[Saapanael]

Neither song is particularly great but Majesty is superior.

 

[Night Prowler]

That Thor one isn't so much cheesy as fucking awful.

This. Also, Majesty song is a classic, I voted before listening to Thor.

 

[Brigantium]

Now that's just not on. At least sample a little bit of the cheese, on a small cracker, before voting.

 

[Night Prowler]

Metal To The Metalheads is what Cheesevivör is all about whereas I don't think I liked any of Thor songs so far

 

[Brigantium]

Oh I didn't like any of them, I was just entranced by his terrible eye make up and uncomfortably tight pants.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Once more, the cheesier song is also the vastly superior song.

 

[Forostar]

There's no way that Majesty is cheesier than Thor. And terrible doesn't mean that it isn't cheesy.

 

[Shadow]

Majesty. I love the way they take pride in doing the exact same thing over and over, as if playing metal was some kind of civil rights activism. Ah well, "short is every trend", as they so succinctly put it last round. Add "metal for the metalheads" to that and you have the essence of this game.

 

[Forostar]

Need to hear more of this band.

 

[Brigantium]

Majesty. I love the way they take pride in doing the exact same thing over and over, as if playing metal was some kind of civil rights activism. Ah well, "short is every trend", as they so succinctly put it last round. Add "metal for the metalheads" to that and you have the essence of this game.

Add a furry loincloth and a battle axe, just to finish it off nicely.

 

[LooseCannon]

Thor. They're cheesy, but it's BAD cheese. Like processed American.

Majesty: This is more like a perfect smooth gouda. We're at the point in Cheesevivör where I would want the superior cheese to win, not just the most.