CHEESEVIVÖR Campaign 2 - Battle 1: Sabaton vs Thor

Which band is cheesier?

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Campaign 2 - Battle 1: Sabaton vs Thor


Sabaton. It's the knockout stage, and every band must come up with their cheesiest. Well, most bands, because Sabaton is still one of the favourites in this crusade.


Thor, on the other hand, has a tough time. It takes no less than the declared WORST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIMES (one of the 3421) to be able to hold a candle to the Swedes. But to be honest - with this effort, at least I personally think he deserves the crown.
 
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I'm honestly beyond the point of finding Thor cheesy. At this point, I just find Thor to be horrifically bad.

Also, Perun's rules said to simply "vote for the poll option you want to win!" :D
 
That Thor video is incredibly bad. Incredibly bad, and horribly cheesy. But this is their last gasp. It can't get any worse than that. Sabaton has yet to really deploy the big guns.
 
Really tough to choose. As I've said before, Sabaton is more badass to me than cheesy, but there's still a bit of good cheese there. On the other hand, as hilarious as the Thor video is, I've got to judge the music, which is about equal with how I see Sabaton's cheese.

LC has a good argument, but I'm going to think before I vote.
 
There will be no toys left in prams, no table left unflipped, and no feelings left whatsoever if Sabaton don't go through.
 
Ariana said:
Voting against Sabaton should be punished with months of voluntary work at a dairy farm, where you could learn to know high- quality cheese when you see it. Or hear it.
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I grew up in Wisconsin. I'm very likely the only person here who has actually worked on a dairy farm, and I'm still voting for Thor.

You should also probably double-check the meaning of "voluntary". That's not much of a punishment. :smartarse:
 
No, you're not. But the fact you grew up in Wisconsin explains why you voted for Thor.
No, I shouldn't. Doing something voluntary does not exclude the possibility of regretting it later when you find yourself knee-deep in... well, manure.
 
Probably too busy swiving chicks with his Scottish accent, telling them how he saved the Union (he is secretly Gordon Blair).
 
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